A woman's breasts that are so large that she actually rests them on the table at a restaurant to avoid back pain.
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BBI, meaning "But Booty Instead", changes the meaning of the original phrase to one which prioritises the derrière over the breast, though the phrase, as a whole, is often used in such a way as to imply an appreciation of both.
BBI, meaning "But Booty Instead", changes the meaning of the original phrase to one which prioritises the derrière over the breast, though the phrase, as a whole, is often used in such a way as to imply an appreciation of both.
Daniel had an affinity for the female body, particularly he preferred the rear end over the chest.
Thus when a woman with a rather voluptuous figure passed him he exclaimed his preferred variation of the modern vernacular: "Titty All Day Everyday, But Booty Instead", the spoken form of TADED-BBI. Thereby showing that he was appreciative and thankful for her great work.
Thus when a woman with a rather voluptuous figure passed him he exclaimed his preferred variation of the modern vernacular: "Titty All Day Everyday, But Booty Instead", the spoken form of TADED-BBI. Thereby showing that he was appreciative and thankful for her great work.
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