Tumbleweed

A large collection of small sticks/wood bunched together drifting with the wind.

Holy crap, can you believe that Big Bertha doesn’t know what a tumbleweed is?!

by Guacas Muy Grandes June 6, 2020

Tallahassee Tumbleweed

The act of shaving off a girls pubic hair, rolling them into a ball and smoking them out of a pipe. After she takes a hit, you jam your cock into her mouth and choke her.

Shabaka - I gave my Girlfriend a Tallahassee Tumbleweed and that shit was so cash!

Oren - Did you choke her with your dick?!

Shabaka - You already know it man, she blew smoke and cum out her nose!

by biggestbigdoge February 7, 2014

Soggy Tumbleweed

When oral sexy is being preformed by a male (or female) with a large beard, and the partner that is receiving the oral (male or squirting female) cums into their partner's beard. Making the said beard a sticky, soggy messy that resembles a tumbleweed that has been rained on.

Honey, you came all over my beard again... It looks like a soggy tumbleweed.

by pusiwillow May 10, 2015

redneck tumbleweed

As often seen in the soutern states of America, a redneck tumbleweed is a plastic grocery bag, being pulled by the wind across long distances.

*Grocery bag tumbles by*

"Hey, its a redneck tumbleweed!"

by NothinInMyPocket May 18, 2019

The Devil’s Tumbleweed

When the thick hairs of a man’s mustache becomes entangle with the pubic hair of another man’s penis during coitis.

“Hey Randy, how was your grindr date last night?”

“It was going well till I got caught in the Devil’s Tumbleweed!”

by Dr. Moist November 9, 2018

tumbleweed

Refers to the pubic hair that can be commonly found on the ground around a household.

"Alright, someone seriously needs to vacuum, there are getting to be way too many tumbleweeds around here."

by Beefpork December 29, 2007

Tumbleweed

Tumbleweed is a name for a teacher who constantly travels around the room when the class is busy at work. When the "wind is blowing", the teacher moves around the room at rapid speed, traveling from desk to desk (or table) just to make a good conversation, or to check up on how your doing, then travel to another student right after the teacher is done talking. When the "wind isnt blowing", that means that the tumbleweed (teacher) sits at the desk or computer in silence in their chair while the class does independent work.

Student 1: Oh god, here comes tumleweed. I guess the wind is blowing because he is running over here. He was just across the room!
Student 2: Oh tumbleweed. What a silly man. Always moving around.

by kpott May 8, 2008