taint

a slang used to refer to the perineum, the part of the body between the anus and genital organs, overlying the pubococcygeal muscle. This term supposedly originates from the fact that, "'Tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass," "'tain't" being a contraction of "it" and "ain't", in this case, meaning "it is not."

SON: "Hey Dad, how come they call it a taint?"

FATHER: "Well son, 'cause 'tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass."

SON: "Oh."

by HyaenusDominae August 20, 2010

tainted love

love you have for a person that is so deep and feels like it should last forever, but it can't for some complicated, unfair reason. So when you have only a certain amount time left with the person you love, you know that it is tainted love. because although you would risk your life for them and think of them all the time (even in your dreams), you can't be with them forever.

it is love, actually.

once i ran to you
now i run from you
this tainted love...

by i am a lover June 26, 2004

Taina

A female whom is strong willed, stubborn, independent and emotional. Unlike other females she is strong at heart and can get through the hardest of challenges without even noticing. She uplifts and care for others for her name stems from its origin Taino -which means peaceful and loving.

Taina is a loving girl with a great personality.. And she's so determined to thrive.

by T.T_S.M December 7, 2018

taint wrecker

Receiving oral sex from a woman with a long pointy chin.

I was getting a blow job from a taint wrecker and her chin bruised my taint.

by Grandton November 22, 2013

taintcicles

when it's so cold out, you have icicles hanging from your taint

-Dude, your heat is broken during the polar vortex?
-Yeah, I fell asleep naked and woke up with taintcicles

by thatlittlerascal January 30, 2014

Taina

An amazing, intelligent, female with goals and morals she has a great personality and a super nice body.She is fine asf and boys can't stay away. She is a great friend but even better girlfriend she is loyal, trustworthy, and real and she doesn't depend on no one and isn't really social

"If u get a Taina keep her"
"I wish I was a taina"
"Taina is sexy"

by Pelham December 2, 2018

Taint Blossom

A hairy taint.

The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.

Mentioned on Colbert Report

Can often lead to dingle berries.

Sir, I believe I see your Taint Blossom.

by Maxi G March 10, 2010