Schalke

Schalke is a big fat Hurensogn club from Germany and is probably going down to League two.

Person 1: Do you know something really ugly and shitty?
Person 2: FC Schalke 04!

by stein. April 27, 2023

bam shalam

its what you shout out when you do some thing correctly,better, and faster than everyone else

craig was doing a hard math problem in math class. when he finished before everyone else he yelled out bam shalam!

by Ronnie Macky September 19, 2010

Schalk

A tall dark haired man with unrealistic dreams that should be crushed . He tends to do whatever he wants with no regard to others .

Ai ! Schalk has done something stupid again .

by Funkyswan February 8, 2019

Shalack

1. To cover something with a liquid substance.
2. To become very intoxicated.

1. The cheerleader shalacked her lips with gloss.
2. I went to a party last night and got shalacked as all hell

by Shandielle November 18, 2003

Schalk

pronounced skulk - to slice off the top of someones head to expose the brain. Generally used as an act of war but also for medical purposes

doctor - Schalk off his cranium so I can look at his brainium

by zeichnicht February 4, 2010

shalaganting

To leave the house and have fun with friends. You can't be by yourself.

Dave: "Hey, you want to go shalaganting with me and Shaniqua?"

Joe: "No thanks, I'm going to have fun outside the house by myself, which I can't call shalaganting."

by Eri16k February 22, 2009

shalacking

Slapping your big, fat, hairy, sweaty sack against someones ears or nose. Sometimes a nut might get lodged in someones ear or nose...making them sneeze or pop their ears. You may also choose to nut in the persons hair while having your nuts stuck in one of their facial crevices.

We gave bob a public shalacking

by MarkyMark July 7, 2003