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gooch stroker

a gooch stroker is a person who takes pleasure from stroking the gooch of either themself or the gooch of another.

They may stroke their own gooch as part of the act of masturbation, but gooch stroking may also be totally non-sexual. Gooch strokers tend to form clans who after intense training in gooch dojos are accetped as a true gooch assasin.
Mandy: Oh Wantabe, let me stroke your gooch while I pleasure you

Wantanabe: hell no, there aint no way I'm letting your fingers anywehere near my gooch, or my bacon strip, you gooch stroker!
by The Padre October 19, 2009
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Willie Stroker

A news reporter who sadly was born with this wonderful name.
Willie Stroker was getting all wet in the rain so he came inside.
by Vinnymac567 April 9, 2010
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J stroke

the motion your fingers make when finger banging a female. When your fingers are fully inserted straight in, you curl your fingers back in a J like form. Technique is everything.
Soey was bangin a chick when he busted out the J stroke and made her cum all over mike who was filming.

Your Canadian when u know what a J stroke is.
by PIKACHU'SBONER March 17, 2009
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Dead-stroke

(i) Making a stroke without recoil; deadbeat.
(ii) Dead Stroke is characterized by several different occurrences within your mind and your surroundings. You feel as though you can beat anyone. You feel as though you are capable of doing anything at the table, engrossed in your task and oblivious to your surroundings. The cue IS an extension of your arm and you perform flawlessly as you maintain complete control over your emotions and your actions. Throughout your performance, you maintain high self-confidence, strong focus on the task at hand, a fearless attitude, and self composure. Quite simply, your mind and body are working in complete harmony to create the phenomenon of "Dead Stroke". (By David Sapolis)

As a pool player myself, definition (ii) is more widely used for me, simply put, you dont feel like you can miss, you feel like you can pot anything, and you do!
Example:

<Shinosuke> I was playing so well yesterday, I think I was in a dead-stroke.
<Person1> wtf is a dead-stroke?
<Shinosuke> like, a 1337 pool player man!
<Person1> a 1337 pool player == dead-stroke?!
<Shinosuke NO! You dumbass, go find out in urbandictionary.com, or google it!
by Shinosuke October 11, 2004
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Heat Stroke

a state when a person is experiencing high temperature around him and he feels very very hot
Im getting heat stroke in this bloody hot sun!
by orangecow9114 March 6, 2009
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The Strokes

the greatest fucking band to come out EVER. five cool and hot guys who can make music.
by Anonymous September 26, 2003
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stroke mag

A porno magazine one might jerk off to
dude all my stroke mag s are all stuck together what have you been doing in here
by whitee April 25, 2006
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