Sesame Standoff

Whenever someone eats any kind of sandwhich of burger on a sesame seed bun, and once finished proceeds to pick and eat the leftover sesame seeds off the plate or wrapper.

Dawn: Okay... are you done with you're roast beef sandwhiches? Let's go.
Smitty: No way. Sesame standoff.
Dawn: For real? You embarass the shit out of me when you do this!
Smitty then starts picking every sesame seed off the wrappers.
Dawn: I'm never eating out with you again, dad.

by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013

Death Stranding

A.k.a. Erotic asphyxiation. It's the act of cutting off oxygen to the brain to the point of near death before ejaculation.

He almost died while trying death stranding.

by Rick Silverman June 12, 2019

Textican Standoff

This is when two parties (most often a couple) find themselves in a heightened state of readiness whereby both eagerly await a text message from one another while each is simultaneously unwilling to send one. Often, the first to cave is perceived as being a weak, ineffectual, or submissive.

bystander one:
wow, have they been like this all day?

bystander two:
Yes, each of them is poised to hit send...but...well, you know...

bystander one:
Sí, Sí. They've got themselves a Textican Standoff.

by Saint Scams January 1, 2009

Mexican Standoff

This is when you go into a public restroom, into a stall and another person comes in and sits in the stall next to you. Neither of you drop a deuce, waiting for the other to drop first. It makes for a sometimes tense situation

Damn... I was just in the men's room and got caught in a mexican standoff. I finally got up and left. I'm going to give it another try in a few minutes.

by Capt. Crapper November 28, 2009

Strandskov

1. One lacking the ability to stop talking about anything, even when people are backing out of the office.

2. The ability to not answer a question and change the subject and talk until cares what the question was in the first place.

3. To bring up some small point on any subject, that nobody cares about and talk about it until people cave in and give you your way just to get you to shut up.

4. To Micro manage every project so much people do it just shut you up, the do it the right way when it doesn't work.

Sorry, I don't mean to strnadskov you but .....................

Q: Why is your time sheet blank? A: I got Srandskoved.

I am going in, if I get Strandskoved call my cell and get me out of it.

Q:WTF? A:STRANDSKOV.

by Help me November 19, 2013

Scrandols

Scrandols isn't necessarily a word in itself, but more of a sound that's made when trying to confirm similar brainless activity in others. Hipsters Posers out of Lafayette Louisiana 'coined' this term yet are unaware of any significance it ever had so it's like an animal call for nothing. It is possible that the etymology of the word once had something to do with a demographic, but everyone was too afraid to inquire so it became meaningless again.

"Scrandols. Please kill me before it's too late."

by Leblanc January 15, 2014

standom

It's like fandom, but it has stans instead of fans.

In this standom we stan Rihanna.

by pbsies November 17, 2018