Fit For a Straight Jacket

A looney person, an invalid.

(Person) ate his own shit. Therefore, he is fit for a straight jacket.

by Beauxgrass September 19, 2009

Straight Jacket Friend

Someone you can be yourself around, and let out any emotions you consider to be crazy. Someone who loves you for the real you, even the problems you have.

After all this time, I never thought we would become straight jacket friends. I love you for being the beautiful person you are.

by coldgasmask408 January 16, 2011

Straight Card

When you say or do something gay or something not heterosexual/straight, you 'lose your straight card'

Person 1: "Dude, David Tennant is handsome as hell."

Person 2: "You just lost your straight card, man."

by hotrodjman August 10, 2016

Straight From The Tap

Drinking your partners piss stream

She pissed in the shower and drank it straight from the tap.

by FordFocusGuy88 January 19, 2017

Straightening pussy

Verb: When a man has sex with a self-proclaimed lesbian and the lesbian becomes straight.

Gloria thought she was a lesbian until she met Dave. He is a pro at straightening pussy!

by Alec234 January 23, 2019

straidy lady

A heterosexual female; a strait female; a non-gay female.

The woman in the rear who keeps yawning at my jokes must be a "straidy lady"! When she bought her ticket, she must not have known that I'm a lesbIan comedian! Wake Up!!! (LOL!)

by talk2me-JCH2 March 26, 2021

Portland Straightjacket

During sex from behind, the male grabs the girl's wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. Vigorous sex ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.

Cameron finished the deed in style by putting her in a Portland Straightjacket

by The Veteran of Vegas August 6, 2011