Yonks is Stonks

If "Yonks" refers to a period of time, and "Stonks" refers to a quantity of money, we can apply the old saying. Time is money, therefore Yonks is Stonks.

Hurry up, we're on a tight schedule, and Yonks is Stonks!

by fried.rice.guy November 3, 2019

confused stonks

stonks that does a action to to obtain a certain result, but works in a unexpected way giving a weird and different yet still positive result

i sue my self for suicide attempt for 10k and win. confused stonks

by patcat November 11, 2019

Chonk and Stonk

A comparison of whether there is enough impact in a song or too little. Chonk can either be used to describe too much or the right amount and Stonk is used to describe too little Chonk being in the musical work.

You see, this track is more on the stonk side and not the chonk side. You need to try and balance your Chonk and Stonk a little better throughout the track.

by 1080 October 20, 2021

Stonk

a word either used to describe a good deal of amazing marijuana or some smelly chronic.

"woah thats some stonkin' green"

by awakeandbaked February 16, 2009

Stonked

To be very drunk

“Gemma, Sam and Emily were so stonked last night”

by Stonked December 11, 2020

Gronk Stonk

When Grant curb stomps a nigga

I'm going to Gronk Stonk this fucker if he doesn't back off

by PieceOfCactus August 7, 2017

Big Stonk France

Will be France in 2035:
-Unified Europe
-Declared war to weebs and nuke Japan
-dictatorial State ruled by Stanie Le Grand

Big Stonk France is my meaning of life

by UwUWaffles January 3, 2021