stoners

They are the citizens of this world that annoy me the most. If I hear one more pothead recite statistics about tobacco vs. marijuana, I will gladly blow my fucking head off. We get it. Legalizing marijuana is your number one objective and you will spout mind-numbing information straight into my earholes until I finally join the bandwagon. At one point in our lives, none of us gave a flying fuck about drugs. The majority of people against pot today, were driven against it by the very people supporting it. NO, marijuana will not kill you. NO, it will not directly turn you to harder drugs. NO, it will not make you kill people or go insane or any of the scare tactics used in the 1920's against marijuana that I have been forced to watch ridiculous movies about because my older brother is one of you idiots. NONE of those scare tactics are correct, and the U.S. government officials were wrong in lying to the American citizens about the effects of marijuana to justify making it illegal. They should have been truthful in telling the United States that marijuana only makes you a Lazy Pretentious Asshole.

The stoners in my apartment complex won't stop blasting Bob Marley music and their bootleg copy of the movie 'Shottas'.

by AntiDouchebag October 18, 2010

sober stoners

A person, or group of people, who do not use drugs, but might as well.

Dave: Dude, those waiters at the restaurant were sober stoners. How long does it take to bring out a glass of water?

Joe: You could smell the weed?

Dave: Fucktard.

by teh_winnahs! June 30, 2009

sconerism

someone who does not have any pupic hairs in there tenage years

if you did not have any pubes you suffer from sconerism

by woza March 11, 2007

stoneriffic

Something that would be awesome to experience while stoned or tripping.

Dude!!! Have you seen "The Yellow Submarine"? That shit was stoneriffic!

by Gregory Adam Francis Ryan October 27, 2008

Stonedish

Half way between stoned and sober

The person who wrote this is stonedish.

by Rae_rays May 3, 2011

stonership

a stonership is a special friendship that two people have together that get along like a house on fire whilst stoned. You two want get stoned together at the same time and want to do exactly the same thing together whilst stoned. You both want to mong out together when you're in the 'mong' frame of stoned, you both want to go on totally awsome adventures together when in the 'i love you' frame of stoned, you both want to dance and run and sing and LALALA whilst in the 'high-per' frame of stoned, and so on. This stonership will last a life time.

"i love you man, this is the best stonership i ever had, dont leave me man"

"dude, if we cant get past, can we get.. future" - "omg man"

"THIS IS FUCKING EPIC"

by HanLamb February 22, 2013

Stoners Math

A simple way to do math. Where you add a number to a number and get the sum of the number as the final number.

stoners math is 5+5=55

by Caitlin Stone December 20, 2008