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studastinate

The act of studying yet procrastinating at the same time. An oxymoron? Yes, indeed.
Person 1: Crap, I've got my physics final tomorrow. I'm torn between studying or procrastinating... :'
Person 2: lol, calm the fuck down man..just do both at the same time. Ain't a hard thing to do, easy as spreading butter...
Person 1: That's impossible, studying and procrastinating do not go together. Antithesis I'd say, like oil and water.
Person 2: It's VERY possible, in fact, that's what I'm doing right now... >_>
Person 1: No sir, your statement is theoretically impossible. How can you study yet procrastinate at the same time?!!??!
Person 2: Easy, studastinate!
by danielperez4527 January 14, 2008
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stfuali

shut the f*ck up and like it. Along the same lines as- I told you so,
Joe gave his peers in the other office a critique. His peers' boss told Joe that they don't need a consultant. Joe was given an honorary membership to the stfuali club.
by I_told_you_so April 21, 2010
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