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Street Skeet

The act of running out in traffic and making a masturbatory gesture onto the street as if to release some penis pudding into the path of oncoming cars.
"Dude that Pat kid laid some street skeet right in front of that chick in the Jetta. She even swerved to miss it!"
by winningmormon February 22, 2012
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Second sheet

A non fitted sheet that goes over the fitted sheet and stays under the blanket.
The second sheet seems so frivolous, like, who cares if my genitals touch the comforter.
by Ginger Snappah Head September 30, 2021
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Yeet Yeet De Didly Skeet

An extension of the word yeet, used for more emphasis on showing excitement torwards something, another way to say “yes” or “oh boy”. Basically, the phrase can mean many things. Not to be confused with the term yeet yeet potato skeet or yeet yeet dog treat or DEFINITELY not yeet yeet I beat my meat for those being completely different terms.
Billy: Yo bro ready to go to the park no homo?

Bobby: Yeet Yeet De Didly Skeet!
by YeetMaster666 July 9, 2018
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Skeetcocking

Similar to peacocking but instead of using fancy feathers to impress females, exotic cars, watches, and firearms are displayed.
That guy at work with the Ferrari is really skeetcocking to impress the ladys.
by Neogio September 14, 2017
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sheet sneeze

You mean sheet sneezes? cuz sometimes i do bed wet thick...
by sheetsneezer October 22, 2018
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Red Skeet Syndrome

The state of ejaculating a mixture of blood and semen during masturbation, caused by aggressively beating the penis against a hard object.
I beat my meat so hard I got red skeet syndrome.
by Cornholio47 April 15, 2008
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Ghetto Sheet

A common occurrence within low income or lazy-ass housing units, usually used as a form of sun-shade.

A substance mainly consisting of one or more of the following; blanket, bed-sheet, large trash bag or other tarp-like material, stapled, glued, nailed or loosely hung over an open window or door.

Other name: "not-a-curtain"
Ghetto sheet curtain blanket shade
Man, its 8:00pm. Why you still got'yo ghetto sheet up?!
by OpaqueIncandescence June 28, 2014
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