poop stache

A poop stache is the remnant hairs or ingrown hairs that are still visible on a guy's upper lip even after they shave. No matter how many times they shave it still stays there. A poop stache is most noticeable on guys who grow hair mostly on their upper lip and nowhere else on their beard or sides of their faces; this makes it look even more like shit.

Evelyn: "Look at John, isn't he a hottie?"

Abby: "Yeah, too bad he has a poop stache"

by brittany snow February 2, 2008

skechin out

Freaking out normally stoned and paranoed

*you think you hear a noise* "did you hear that?" You Say "hear What,I didnt hear anything" all your mates say
"i heard something i did" you say "Stop Skechin Out" Your mate says

by ali hale March 8, 2008

shechema

A way to adress your closest friend. Similar to the word dude. You can use this word everywhere you would use dude while adressing someone, like instead of the sentence 'What are you doing dude?' you can say 'what are you doing shechema?'

1. What were you thinking when you asked her out shechema?
2. Shechema, that taco is spicy, how can you eat it so fast?

by vioflygirl June 27, 2017

Chester Stache

When a guy grows a moustache that makes him look slightly more like a Chester the Molester.

GUY 1: Like my moustache?
GUY 2: Sweet, you got a chester stache. Boy do you look like a Chester the Molester.

by JP3FN March 4, 2008

vaginal stache

Any hairy vagina were the pubic hairs look like there making a mustache.

Sallys vaginal stache was very grose.

by The tenth level dragon killer February 9, 2010

gap-stache

A moustache with the middle section of hair missing causing a gap between the hair.

Could also be considered the reverse Hitler moustache.

I saw the mugshot of the guy trying to smuggle heroin in lollipops, and that was the first time I ever saw a guy with a gap-stache.

by oldkid6 June 15, 2012

Dickler stache

A small swatch of pubic hair above an otherwise barren dick. Similar to the mustache of Adolf Hitler. Derived from the term Hitler stache.

"Dude I don't know about that new dickler stache. Chicks might think you're a nazi"
"nah, ladies love my dickler"

by the_epic_pimplord June 4, 2016