Steamy Kitty

The rare reverse of a hot Richard. Usually takes place while lying on a couch together watching reality TV, preferrably shows with the words "real" or "top" in the title or anything on Bravo. The female is the outer spoon (which contributes to the rarity of this event) while the male is the inner spoon. The male relaxes and releases a hot sometimes smelly flatulence directly on the female's genital region.

Dude1: last night we were watching the Hills and it turned out that Spencer cheated on Heidi.. I was so surprised that I gave my girl a steamy kitty.
Dude2: did it smell?
Dude1: not as bad as when she gave me a hot Richard. That was awful!

by Roberta Jenkins April 20, 2009

Steamy Heap

When someone takes a big corn filled heap of shit, leaving the toilet clogged.

Larry took a big steamy heap all over my chest yesterday

by Matt Slocum September 12, 2005

steamy shit sabotage

A Steamy Shit Sabotage is when a man coats his penis with shit and then shoves it up the female's vagina right after she queefs.

The man gave the woman a steamy shit sabotage.

by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015

going steady

What white kids in the 50's called "dating"

Johnny gave me his pin at the dance ... now I know we're going steady!

by Misfit February 17, 2004

seanybear

A short, skinny, small man, or a dwarf, with a really large penis (at least 8 inches long). A seanybear is living proof that "big things do come in small packages".

I was once in a Wizard of Oz play, and when I saw one of the munchkin's penis while changing, I knew instantly he was a seanybear.

by Bigger Than the Biggest D December 16, 2011

steady

A person's regular boyfriend or girlfriend; their main squeeze.

His "steady" kicked him to the curb two weeks ago.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 21, 2021

Seany

Sexy piece of man pie.

Did you see that Seany? I'd tap that.

by Alli Abstinence October 18, 2008