Greek statistics

Statistics who are completely inaccurate or obviously misleading

Who made this weekly report work hours look like Greek statistics

by Vengeance_mark December 21, 2020

statustician

An expert in or compiler of status updates

jane showed off her skills as a statustician by updating her facebook every 5 minutes

by jimi Haha December 18, 2010

Statistisize

stuh-tis-ti-sahyz
verb

1. The process of making something a stat.

(see. Stat)

1. I found 7 white deer in a 3 mile radius. I might statistisize that, so the public knows!

by Ryan Bizzzle April 18, 2011

Statistical Inception

A formula inside of a formula inside of a formula inside of another formula

Bob: Wow I have to use a stupid formula to find the test statistic for a sample size of n, but in order to do that I have to find SE(y) which is s divided by the square root n and in order to find that I have to find s. But, in order to find s i have to calculate the sample mean...

Jim: Damn that sounds like Statistical Inception!

by orange4never October 30, 2011

Statisticise

to turn into a statistic, often untrue.

That is not a fact it was statisticised by the liberal media.

by kdcarr November 29, 2013

statistic child

A kid whose sole purpose in life is to be a statistic.
Mostly kids with mental health problems, or diseases.
These kids are usually not loved by their family.

Todd is a suicidal transguy. He's already a statistic child, since nobody really loves him... hopefully he'll overcome that.

by Tim Smokes March 16, 2018

Statistical rizz

Someone who purely based on the probability pool of candidates is able to seduce another person.

There is such a large ratio of men to women here that every girl in the room has statistical rizz.

by Statistical Rizzler March 23, 2023