starter-stash

1. The sad, pathetic and always disgusting beginings of a moustache,
a starter-stash specifically refers to pubescent boys.

Tina: Hey check out that hunk!
Trixie: EW yeah right look at his starter-stash, looks like he got into a garden of pubes!
Tina: GAG, yur right.

by luxla November 15, 2007

Meaty Stash

A man's junk, sometimes referred to as my pound of bacon.

Ella: "You know I'm expecting some of your bacon when I come over tomorrow!"
Mojo: "I gots a pound waitin for ya"
Ella: "What can I say, I want lots of your meaty stash"

by Polar Eclipse May 8, 2015

stash rocket

In an amazing true story, two men built a car with a rocket in the trunk, so that if the police should pull them over, a button could be pushed and the crystal meth they had in the rocket would shoot out of the car, therefore the police would never find it in a search.

Unfortunately, it made a rather large boom when it went off, and the police realized that it had been made. The men were arrested and jailed, but their story lived on when featured on NPR.

That sounds so cool, I wish I had a stash rocket.

by toee May 23, 2006

Natty Stash

1.The amount of money in one's pocket (always enough for natty) 2. A small savings meant for the purchase of alcoholic beverages 3. A small cache of purchased natty, or alcoholic beverage of comparable quality.

1. Guy1: hey bro, got beer money?

Guy2: yeah man, let me grab some from the natty stash. *reaches into pocket*

2. Guy1: damn I wish we had money for a natty run.

Guy2: no problem, I'll dip into my natty stash.

3. Guy1: I think we're all out of beer.

Guy2: you're forgetting the natty stash bro. *pulls out natty*

by M The Catcher K May 1, 2011

Johnny Stash

To make a scrapbook out of used condoms.

Vicky would never get laid she is such a creep. She probably has a Johnny Stash of 2 sad condoms.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Fap Stash

The collection of nudes gathered from catfishing women online. A master catfisher will have a robust fap Stash.

I had no WiFi so I went to the fap Stash to J.O.

by jefeslifelesson August 2, 2017

Ack Stash

An acne mustache; having acne on one's upper lip.

Guy: Have you kissed Jessica yet?
Boyfriend: Hell no... Have you seen her ack stash?
Guy: Oh... Gross.

by Jaja A January 10, 2009