Squifficated

Happily drunk, sozzled, inebriated

I don't know about you but I'm totally squifficated.

by Webchat March 30, 2023

Squiffing

The act of being drunk and losing control of one's muscle control retaining flatulence

Scott had 3 drinks whilst out to dinner and becoming squiffing on the walk home, releasing tiny puffs of bodily gases as he staggered

by Scottleydog February 26, 2025

Squiffle

When a large, lanky dog eg, an Irish Wolfhound, behaves in a ridiculous and playful manner. Often rolling around on the ground and contorting to shapes not thought possible given the size of the dog.

Our wolfhound often has a squiffle on the floor when she is a bit excited.

by Flozchops June 3, 2025

Squiff

When someone is neurodivergent. i.e Dyslexic,ADHD etc

Its (an event) triggering my squiff.
my brain is a bit squiffy (referring to the neurodivergents)

by [ _ ] August 26, 2025

Squirflelighting

A grotesque act involving a toothpick, some form of accelerant and a lighter. The user (male) covers a toothpick with the accelerant and inserts it into their urethra. Once inside the man lights it on fire and lets it burn. When used it practice, it is common for the user of this technique to bust a nut to extinguish the fire before in burns their skin.

Hey man, I don’t wanna go out tonight. I’m gonna stay in and have a nice Squirflelighting sesh alone if you don’t mind.

Squiflelighting may also be said as “Squiflelight” when being referred to as an action.

by Witerwally A Genius September 14, 2025