Squirtle

Accidental circumcision by skate board

He fell of the skateboard and got squirtle

by Melll123 November 27, 2011

squirgle

A sound a cat makes that is a mixture of purring and a meow.

After my cat uses the litterbox she squirgles and then runs around the room real fast.

by cogsmos April 4, 2013

Squirrels

Testicles

You've got a huge pair of squirrels on you, mate.

Fuck me, I've got a sharp pain in my squirrels.

by testicheese December 24, 2019

squircle

A circle with straight sides, or a square with rounded edges.

My new dinner plates are squircles, very modern squared-off circles.

by Cory Flanagan June 16, 2008

Jason Squires

The Cool's and Sexiest person alive with the best situation ever.

Situation......Hot.......Sexy... Jason Squires

by Radmehr May 11, 2011

Awkward Squirtle

when someone makes a FAILED pokemon reference

made up in Smiles's BlogTV show

"I like to spank my mankey sometimes"

wow that was an awkward squirtle

by PwnsTehNubs September 30, 2008

Squirrels in my pants

A song from Phineas and Ferb, but referingto having crabs. Aka, pubic lice. A bug thay makes your itch really bad in the crotch. It feels like you have 'squirrels in you pants'

P1: hey man can I talk to you?
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.

by Toastybunzzz November 3, 2022