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squidhawk

One of those rubber mohawks that attach with suction cups to motorcycle helmets. Usually worn by a rider who is identified as being a squid.
Biker 1: Hey look at that Squid on the Gixxer!
Biker 2: I don't know what's worse, the wife beater, the cargo shorts, the sandals or that fuckin' squidhawk.
by Justin Maci March 12, 2008
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skidmark

a line of shit in underwear, a toilet, or sometimes even walls. it is usually dry, but varies in viscosity, it resembles the skidmarks from a car.
Guy 1: Hey man did you see rachel's skidmarks on her underwear?
Guy 2: yeah man, it was nasty af
by RUDNASTY July 22, 2015
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Squidward

A misunderstood cephalopod that is voiced by Rodger Bumpass in the Nickelodeon series, Spongebob Squarepants. Squidward hates his neighbors, his job, and loves art and cooking. He is actually an octopus and has four feet. He has a remarkably large nose and does not wear pants.
“Gee, Squidward! Maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said!”
by Wheredidmyfekinlifego May 19, 2018
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squidartha

squidartha is the act where a man moons, but has his penis and balls tucked under the butt cheeks, thus exposing the “squid” from the backside. The meaning of this act represents the belief that life makes no sense, or is non-sensical. It is a direct reference to and reaction of Hermann Hesse’s novel Siddhartha, where self meaning and awareness gets discovered.
When a person on a street hollered “Jesus is the way”, I pulled down my pants and flashed a “squidartha”.
by topo the mouse January 19, 2019
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Squidward's toilet

Probably the most legendary character in Spongebob Squarepants, it's been in many episodes, but in the episode "House Fancy" he is in his true form, sadily he was dying.
Person 1 :yo bro i just shit in Squidward's toilet

Person 2: oh my god, you are amazing
by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019
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Squidward Dab

The most epic event to ever take place in the history of mankind. Everyone's favorite childhood grouch Squidward was standing on a parade float when out of nowhere he hits the audience with a dab then spins around and is on his way to dab on some other fools.
Did you see that squidward dab video?

Yes, that shit was tight.
by B3ASTMOD369 December 5, 2019
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Sweaty Squidward

You have had a long day and your junk is sweating. Your roommate has also had a long day and just passed out in the recliner. Simply drop your pants and put your balls in his eye sockets and your cock over his nose. He/she will resemble squidward from spongebob. (Google it if you do not know who he is)
Dude! Look Jared is giving Ethan a sweaty squidward!
by Mr. Bobby J. Light April 29, 2010
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