bean squeezer

a slang term for a mexican

Look at those bean squeezers packed into that van sneaking over the border!

by Kool-aide maine May 28, 2009

Squeezer

A contraceptive used by men to plug his urethra with Elmer’s glue to prevent impregnating a girl during doing the sex.

“Bro! There is no way she is pregnant! I had a squeezer up in there while we was fucken!”

“No guys! He’s totally into me! The only reason he didn’t cuddle after sex was because he needed to remove the squeeze!”

“Dude, don’t use a squeezer! Imma buy you a box of condoms from Costco!”

by Lilelmer February 3, 2018

Squeezer

An impatient motorist.

1. Shoots to front of the the line of cars waiting on the on ramp to the freeway.
2. Does a quick lane change cutting you off without using their blinker.
3. Weaves in and out of traffic at excessive speeds.
4. Uses the freeway entry/exit lane during rush hour to pass on the right to get ahead instead of waiting like everyone else.

That squeezer is giving me road rage!!!

by cpetkunas February 23, 2019

cock squeezer

A jerk off, asshole, dipshit or otherwise stupid motherfucker.

Listen you fucking cock squeezer pay your fucking rent.

by TAU-rico May 8, 2003

squeeve

1. (intransitive verb) to have sex; to procreate.

2. (transitive verb) to have sex with; to procreate with.

1. John and Jody are squeeving hard in the other room.

2. John squeeved Jody hard.

by kadatz April 30, 2010

nipple squeezer

When you squeeze a womans nipple then milk comes out and it squirts in your eye.

"Yo Maria what the hell did I tell you about getting nipple squeezed by this guy, he'll hurt ya."

by John Lush March 9, 2003

Squever

The lowest thing on the love charts; Mix between a nutless squirell & a bucktoothed beaver.

Squever-Joe & Korin

by LoveForever3456 October 24, 2008