Squatter

Term used for skanks who come to your dwelling and overstay their welcome. During their stay they will bitch about how bad your house is or what necessities you lack in, reguardless of how recently you have moved in. These tricks usually roll in packs and will annoy the piss out of you.

"Dude, these squatters are inhabiting the upstairs with no hope of leaving."

"I fucking hate the fat one."

"Why are the squatters recruiting dick to your house?"

"Did that squatter just tell you a story about shitting herself?

by I Dont Believe This Shit. August 24, 2011

squattin the cotton

when a girl is on her period.

we can't do it because she's squattin the cotton

by Hakins March 30, 2004

friend squatting

A term used to describe the selfish act of monopolising one friend's time when you arrive at a party where you are unfamiliar with the majority of guests and/or unwilling to socialise with others.

Wow, did you catch John last night he was totally friend squatting on Louise all night ... bored? She looked like she was in suspended animation.

by Bored Nick August 7, 2005

squataholic

Ones who squats all the time

Lola is a squataholic. She squats everywhere.

by Lola Leftnagle September 22, 2012

Squattential

A butt that could be an ASS if it did squats.
Having a sizeable butt that would look amazing if it did squats.

That ass got squattential.

She got that squattential booty.

by B.O.N May 8, 2015

squatbag

A delightfully ambiguous, and therefore useful, pejorative.

Thought to have originated in the 1970s oil fields of Wyoming and Northern Colorado.

That John is a weaselly little squatbag.

by Quince8 December 16, 2017

squatting monkey

A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.

We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost

by CoopDaddy1919 January 8, 2018