P Squared

A creepy guy who likes small children. Often is large, appears to be 40-years-old, balding, and pretends that he's in college.

College student #1: "That dude is making the moves on that girl who appears to be 13."
College student #2: "Talk about a total P Squared. What a creeper."

by GMU Girly Girl March 5, 2008

F-squared

aka Fuckable First Year
noun, “oh look an F-squared”
adjective “ that guy is such an F-squared”
Applicable to six forms only, not a paedophilic term.
A term coined at Alton College, Hants to describe the surprising attractive ness of the new first years as compared to the lack of male talent in the second year.
One should note that surfer boy and Mc Fly Guy are perfect examples of this.

Person 1: OMG! Just look at those f-squareds over there!
Person 2:Yer your right! Now we're second years we can totally take advantage of them for our own means and sexual gratification!
Person 1: Score!

by Argos Gold February 16, 2005

squared

1. A number that is multiplied by itself(to the 2nd power)
2. To a higher degree, used as an intensifier.

4 is 2 squared.
That calculus test was hard squared.

by 5'11"Racer December 8, 2006

T-squared

T-squared, is an amazing actress and singer. When she was in the womb, she designed the Eiffel Tower, who is now her brother. She has the ability to fire beams of tacos out of her hands and turn her legs into tigers. Her father is best friends with Brett Favre and is an undercover agent who is building her an underground mansion. Her whole family went to Yale, and she will be going to Juliard this fall. She's a time traveller and invented penicillin. She rode with Sacajeweya. She gave voice lessons to Beyonce, and now she IS Beyonce. She is the queen of the moon.

Wow, that's so t-squared of you!

by t2lover April 14, 2011

squarehead

A derogatory nickname for Germans during World War I, when Germany was our enemy. They supposedly had large, square-shaped heads. See kraut.

It's not nice to call Germans squareheads.

by bstokes June 14, 2006

squarehead

1. In the 'olden days,' some Scandinavians were condidered -- by some Americans of the time -- as beleiving what was told them, being rather naive in worldly matters and being somewhat easily conned and deceived -- and consequently, were occasionally referred to as 'squareheads.'

2. A late 19th century ethnic slur directed at German and Scandinavian immigrants to North America.

Used a coupla times in that great 1980 film. "The Long Riders" by Randy Quaid's character, Clell Miller, "damn squareheads," when referring to Minnesotans.

by RC135M October 28, 2010

lol squared

lol x lol or lol to the power of two
a way for maths geeks to express that something was very funny.

See also lol to the power of -1

-"Somewhere in the cosmos, he said, along with all the planets inhabited by humanoids, reptiloids, fishoids, walking-treeoids and super intelligent shades of the colour blue, there was also a planet entirely given over to biro life forms, and it was to this planet that unattended biros would make their way, slipping quietly through wormholes in space to a world where they knew they could enjoy a uniquely biroid lifestyle, responding to highly biro orientated stimuli and in fact leading the biro equivalent of The Good Life."
-Lol squared!

by Lyde January 23, 2008