Squanker

The type of wanker that has a shitty squonk vape device. Previously known as a 'Squonk wanker'.

"Seen that 'old man mahogany' wood squonk that wanker Leigh uses?"

"Yeah bro, he's such a squanker!"

by Err! ban dicks May 22, 2018

Squanch

To trap or earn money for drugs illegally. To jug or rob. Going on a trip or journey to get or maintain a high.

Lets go squanch for weed.
I'm gonna go squanch for some crack.
Start squanching early for a good turn out

by brian_h05 December 13, 2015

squanching

Squanching:
A form of alien dance where one partner sticks the equivalent of its head into the other two partners' rectums (must be two different rectum equivalents) and all three spin around in unison for 8 glee kiang time frames without punching the gnarlegar hard enough to hurlginthug brogirl.

Have you ever seen two hurlags and a bux bavore squanching? It's more beautiful than a sixbin bopilgaaz!

by Richard Wagner III July 21, 2014

squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by Luke January 20, 2004

Squanch

To crush, compress or smash.

Erin used a brick to squanch Scott's brains in for talking to much.

by KROPSi August 3, 2017

Squanching

A form of eating you food with your mouth open. Making loud noise. Crunching, smacking.

Stop squanching your food, it annoying and to loud!

by Midn July 30, 2017

Squanch

Making out very, VERY wildely. Meaning mouth wide open, tongue going everywhere, everything nasty.

Oh my God, brah, we were squanching so hard last night.

by CreepzOfficial June 14, 2016