Rear Spoiler

To take a girl from behind analy. To be taken from behind analy. Doggy style anal sex.

I met this girl in a club last night, she took it hard rear spoiler style

by FREAK2k5 December 28, 2005

The two hand spoiler

Wanking off with one hand on your dick while you tickle your gouch with the other.

Egor: Never guess what i did this morning!
Will: What?
Egor: Hmmm i got a bit crazy with the Two Hand Spoiler!
Farbod: I like boys

by Egor, Will October 27, 2008

Post-facto spoiler alert

When you accidentally spoil something for someone and then attempt to make it up by yelling out "Spoiler alert!"
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.

Kris: "So I'm reading this Harry Potter book and so far I don't like that Snape fellow."
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*

by millardfillmore April 19, 2010

Spoiler King

Someone (usually a celebrity), who drops spoilers and hints to their fanbase without people realising they were being spoiled. Only in hindsight, it becomes clear that placement of objects, melodies hummed etc. were spoilers. A true spoiler king.

So the guitar on his bed in his livestreams was a spoiler for his new show? What a spoiler king!

by Final_Countdown_ August 21, 2022

Spoiler King

A male that frequently spoils books, movies, tv shows, and news without concern or regard for others. They will often do so in person or through social media.

That spoiler king ruined the last Star Wars movie for me!

Your spoiler king best friend told me you were planning on proposing to me.

I’m going to unfriend you on Facebook because you are a spoiler king.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

spoiler hibernation

(n) When one attempts to seclude themselves from the world in order to prevent the discovery of spoilers.

I did not see the last three episodes of that show. I'm going into "spoiler hibernation." Goodbye, world.

by Skyfree June 22, 2015

Spoiler Paradox

When someone sends a picture that is vague enough that is only a spoiler if someone calls it one

“Hey delete that photo! It’s a spoiler!”
“Wait it is? I could have sworn we’ve this before”
“No it’s a spoiler for something later, trust me man this is the Spoiler paradox”

by Mufasamarini2 March 16, 2021