splosha

A contraction of the popular saying "Sorry about you."

"Wow, you just got t-boned by a semi in your new BMW? Splosha dude."

by emogothnintendoslut December 23, 2014

Shlosted

To get weird via intoxication. To get fucked up.

Person 1 - "Bro did Johnny just bang that fat chick?!"
Person 2 - "Yeah he must be shlosted"

by Braheeem March 25, 2017

splote

A person who takes stuff too far or has bad anger issues.

*A kid throws his friends stuff down the roof*
He is now a splote

by Some_kid_you_dont_know August 6, 2020

splortmaster

The streamer of the century

Splortmaster sure is fantastic!

by MACKACHAZ October 27, 2020

Splot

- a spiritual thot
- a thot who uses spirituality as a way to encourage casual sexual encounters or relationships

Word From A Splot:
A spiritual thot says, "I want some sacral chakra release" instead of "I want some sex."
A spiritual thot uses deep diction and dialogue to get deep in or have someone deep in them.
A spiritual thot that tells you, "the universe brought me to you" instead of "I'm horny so I pulled up."
A spiritual thot is one of the crystals and cums.
A spiritual thot is one of candles and consummations.
A spiritual thot is one of tantric and turn up.
A spiritual thot has meditations and moans as her religion.

“She read my tarot, called me a god and said the cards were saying that I needed a sacral chakra release and the universe said she was the one for it. She was a splot.”

by niraD eeL September 12, 2023

ad-sploitation

Refers to any advertisement where an effort is made to expoit an 'in-crowd' demographic or trend and fails due to its inherent intention to sell you something / make you do something.

BMW's 2004 April Fool's spoof 'SHEF' ad.

by isdfnmo April 1, 2004

Sposta

Means supposed to

We sposta go out

by [e-mail] October 6, 2018