splatter the bowl

A loud explosion of feces that litterally blows out your ass, sending small drops of liquid poop all over the inside of the toilet bowl.

After the double cappucino, I ran to the bathroom and did a "splatter the bowl" in my friends toilet.

by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004

clit splitter

the female equivalent of a cock blocker.

Jennifer: oh my god I keep trying to talk to Kyle but Sara is being and ultimate Clit Splitter, she's all over him!
Julie: yea i know she's clit splitting you so hard...

by awesomechick2343 November 8, 2009

Fabio Splatter

This is when you are getting head on a roller coaster and you blow your load and hits the person in the seat behind you. Like when Fabio got hit by a bird riding a roller coaster. Look for Fabio hit in the face on YouTube for an example.

Guy in front "That was definitely the best roller coaster ride I've ever had" Guy behind him "Oh Fuck I wish I had kept my mouth shut during the ride, I never expected the Fabio Splatter!"

by King Dingus June 19, 2009

dummy spitter

adult who gets angry over chldish things and over reacts, much like a baby when its toys are taken away.

a dummy is also called a pacifier that is placed in a babies mouth. when it wants to scream it spits the dummy out.

i beat him at that computer games he says hes good on. he went mental what a dummy spitter.

did he get angry?

he really spat the dummy

by Drexxus March 7, 2008

green apple splatter

having explosive diarrhea

after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters

by me June 11, 2006

bird seed splatter

when you go to a friend's house, go to their backyard, take a huge dump on the ground, preferably under a deck... then cover it with bird seed to give it a good look

Big Jon came to my house the other day just to give me a bird seed splatter.

by Major JMC July 5, 2006

Spitter

A person, either female, homosexual male or prison bitch, who sucks their male partner's dick, let's him come in their mouth and then spits it out.

My girlfriend likes to suck my dick. She used to be a painter, soon became a spitter and will hopefully graduate to swallower.

by slicksal November 4, 2006