Swamp Splat

when a girl is sucking cock and the man grabs her by the hair makes her open her mouth and he coughs up phelgm and makes her swallow it and continues to suck dick.

in Louisiana, we swamp splat all of our ladies.

by lovethatfreak July 27, 2020

Splat

To die from falling.

He fell off the building and splatted.

by Asadefa August 23, 2020

Splat-by

When someone disrespects you on the road, so you cum in a napkin and throw it at their windshield.

He cut me off so I gave him a splat-by.

by JellySplat October 28, 2021

fart splat

When you think it's a fart, but it splats

Mom: Why is there poop on your pants?!
Me: I though it was a fart, but it was a fart splat.

by ItsBulldog April 17, 2022

Sack Splat

When your woman ass farts on ur balls and a little bit of wet poo comes out. Sometimes also referred to as a ‘Ball Blurter’

The Mrs got me with a Sack Splat last night during sex and thought it was funny, but I wasn’t laughing.

by SuspectZero July 31, 2022

Tramp Splat

While participating in Anal Intercourse, pulling out right before releasing the essence of one's future generations and instead splooging your warm gooey liquid on the place of the typical location of a "Tramp Stamp".

Also See: Cattle Branding

"I gave that 2-bit-hooker a real surprise when I gave her the tramp splat last night!"

by Z3MWT June 3, 2023

click boom splat thump

A longer phrase than fuck my life but means the same thing. Usually used after something very bad happens or someone says something bad. Can be followed by putting your index finger and middle finger in your mouth and moving your thumb..like your shooting yourself.

Girl 1: What would you do if I broke your dick in two pieces.
Guy 1: Click boom splat thump.
Girl 1: Same here!

by domkeboy November 25, 2010