slacktion

relaxation in the way of procrastination or avoidance.

i had so much to do, but wasn't feeling it so i went home and got some slacktion

by chickenpower March 7, 2009

Selection Saturday

The day when everyone in the United States decides who they want to win the Super Bowl.

Do you have a pick for the Super Bowl yet, Tom?

Nah, but thank god its Selection Saturday!

by Smokeweed420nuggah February 2, 2010

Splackian

To be of Dominican, Italian , and African descent

Wait I thought you were just black? No I'm splackian.

by Andre Garcia III June 12, 2017

Splatoonsexual

Joke/Fake sexuality

A person who is romantically/sexually attracted to characters from the Splatoon franchise or original characters from the Splatoon universe.

Person 1: i think the Squid Sisters are kinda hot, i bought all their merch, i even took out a loan.

Person 2: Dude you're either Splatoonsexual or just weird

by NotLucaTheGhost April 21, 2022

Splatingus

(spla-ting-ous)

(A horse) that cannot griddy-up.

"omg that horse looks sick, and its fallen and cannot splatingus."

by val!!<3 March 3, 2023

pandora selection

n. The act of choosing two food items that have the same flavors in one meal. Instead of (or in addition to) identical flavor, food items may have identical shape.

A: What'd you have for lunch?
B: Eh, I made a pandora selection of pizza and Doritos.
A: Lame, dude.

by gator27 July 23, 2011

artificial selection

The breeding of plants and animals to produce desirable traits. Organisms with the desired traits, such as size or taste, are artificially mated or cross-pollinated with organisms with similar desired traits.

"If art by artificial selection, why not Nature by natural selection?"

Evolution

Joseph Le Conte

by zenda gothic May 24, 2016