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Spiritual Orgasm

When your praying behind an imam (for Muslims), and the verses he recites are so spiritually profound/make so much spiritual sense/you relate to them so well spiritually/they spiritually speak to you/you are so fricking amazed spiritually, that you feel so spiritually pleased (in other words you experience a spiritual orgasm). This is not just for Muslims, any human being can experience this wonderful phenomenon of the human experience/human life/condition whenever they feel so spiritually pleased or come across something that is so spiritually profound or makes so much spiritual sense. I hope this made sense.
by CreeperDude567 April 6, 2020
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Spirituality

People who still want the mental crutch of Religion, but want to be as vague as possible about it so its harder to argue with their bullshit. These people generally lack the ability to form coherent logical arguments, struggle to think carefully and deeply about subjects and don't like the rules and restrictions imposed by Religion. Their position is so vague as to become difficult to argue against, allowing them to not only benefit from the mental crutch that usually is attached to religion, but hold a smug air of superiority that will piss off any reasonable critical thinker no end.
Bill: "What do you believe in?"

Jill: "I'm spiritual."

Bill: "So what does that even mean? Do you believe in spirits? Religion? God? Faries? Science? How does spirituality even have an application in your life?"

Jill: "No, I don't believe in religions, look how harmful they are to the world, I am spiritual."

Bill: "So basically, you hiding behind a wall of vague bullshit and feeling comforted by your mental crutch?"

Jill: "Once you in touch with your spiritual side, you'll understand."

Bill: "Once you stop being vague and full of bullshit, we can actually have an intelligent discussion".
by Richard West August 22, 2009
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Spiritual but not religious

Smart enough not to be duped by the politics of religion, but enlightened enough not to be compartmentalized by the existentialism of atheism.
Spiritual but not religious people know that a machine's instruction manual is only useful when you need to repair it. The purpose of its function needn't be clouded by the logic of its assembly or repair.
by ESCS December 15, 2006
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spiritual guide

One who looks after a persons spiritual well being. One who can be referenced for advice when it comes to spiritual questions, and questions effecting ones life.
by MSOE guys January 4, 2007
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spiritually challenged

a basic athiest; not believing in a supreme being; lack of association with a religious group; etc...
Most philosophy professors are spiritually challenged.
by JDatx512 August 19, 2008
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spiritual castration

permanently cleansing your inner hoe
Roshan: "I don't want to date a potato."
Anna: "Roshan, don't be a hoe. You need spiritual castration."
by ayyyelamo October 18, 2016
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