Somerville

City that's only about 10 minutes from Boston. Depending on the time of year, a little warmer/colder than Boston. An ethnically diverse city with people from every continent (but Antarctica). Haven to university students (close proximity to Lesley, Tufts, Harvard, etc.) and immigrants to escape high rent costs found in the neighboring cities of Cambridge, Arlington and Boston. Not a big city, however; 15th most densely-populated inc. place in America (greater pop. density than San Francisco).

Man 1: Hey, buddy, so I just learned where the first American flag was raised on January 1, 1776.
Man 2: Really? That's cool, where?
Man 1: On Prospect Hill, in Somerville, Massachusetts.

by That Salvadoran Guy May 17, 2014

Sameira

Awesome and fun loving person, Friends with everyone.

Talented with arts like singing and painting,

Different in their own way.

Sometimes procrastinates a lot but always gets work done.

I wish I was a sameira like her!

by Sheldon's Spot April 4, 2015

Somerton, Philadelphia

A little pocket of habitually corroding shit that will soon be completley overtaken by the lazy ass commy soviets. There used to be cool stores like toy trains and sports cards, but those damn hook nose russians destroyed that too. There was even hong kong super buffet, but now the russians forced their communism to equally represent all nations. Now thats my friends is Somerton. Oh yeah, also St. Christopher School and their brillo padded dictator force their tyranny and many atrocities upon the small innocent unassuming children, forcing them into a life of douchebaggery.

White American Citizen: Boy I sure like Somerton, Philadelphia.
Filthy Russian: I have come for to ruin Somerton, Philadelphia with my fur coats and fungus filled armpits.

by Danyloskyj69 January 14, 2010

somerfield

A convenience store, especially in twee Home County villages, such as Lindfield, that thinks its a haute cuisine delicatessen.

One can buy duck pate at Somerfield.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

Somerville

Somerville, MA, is a geographically small (but most densely-populated space in New England) area bordering Cambridge, MA, five minutes from downtown Boston. During the 1950s, it became a student refuge from Cambridge real estate prices (Somerville is a minutes walk to Harvard) and a haven for immigrants and blue collar workers. Within the last twenty years, Somerville housing has skyrocketed and is now seen as one of the hippest and most cosmopolitan places to live in the Boston area, as excellent bars, nightclubs, and restaurants proliferate the areas around Porter, Davis, Union, and Inman squares. In turn, the higher real estate prices have dislocated former renters near the major squares, forcing them farther from downtown Boston. The city also has a proportionally high population of Brazilian and Portuguese immigrants.

Going to an awesome rodizio tonight in Somerville.

by artsettechniques September 3, 2009

Banana Somersault

First you invite your friend over to video tape a night of anal sex with a girl, no, a FINE girl, and have him wait in the closet. Then, once the act is commenced, right before you cum, you pull out and have the friend in the closet jump out (whilst the girl is unawares) do a somersault and stick a banana in her ass.

guy 1: man i cant believe you are ditching us to have sex with your lame ass girlfriend.
guy 2: wanna wait in the closet and do a banana somersault?
guy 1: yeah, that's the tops!
guy 2: now your on the trolley!

by CK all the time! May 18, 2009

Somersworth

The suckiest town in NH with drug busts, gun and bomb threats at the local middle and high school.

Just last month at the Somersworth High School, two bomb threats and a drug bust.

by My Skool Sucks May 9, 2007