Soiled Seconds

n.--A pair of underwear worn after someone else has already "soiled" them.

v.--Wearing a pair of underwear that has previously been worn by someone else without washing in between

Darren: Hey, bro. I'm all out of clean undies.

Mikael: It's all good, dude. Take mine.

Darren: I don't want your soiled seconds.

Pookie sticks head in: Well, I'll wear 'em...

by Chip Vanderhaagen February 23, 2012

Empty Socket

An acoustic alternative. Different than most acoustic performers, Empty Socket does covers of songs that are outside the box you would expect. Covering bands like AC/DC, Tool and U2, they bring an unplugged vibe to rock. Ulysses on guitar and Ste7en on vocals, both began this group because they worked together as creatives at an advertising agency. Now, they create covers and originals that redefine "unplugged".

Check them out at www.myspace.com/emptysocket where you can hear some samples or twitter.com/emptysocket, to see where you can hear them.

Damn, I loved that cover of "Sober" by Empty Socket!

by Ste7en February 3, 2010

Super Socker

To cum inside a sock.

-I was jerking off yesterday and I didn't have a tissue, so I did a Super Socker.

by Rodkor April 2, 2015

Wet Socket

A slutty female. An easy lay. Requires little more than attention to drop them panties.

I hear the new girl in accounting is a wet socket. I'm going to ask her to get a drink after work. I'll let you smell my fingers tomorrow braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

soitenly

"certainly" - made famous by a certain 'Stooge' . (ie there were three of 'em) So get with the program you numbskull.fosure

why soitenly" "nyuk nyuk nyuk

by eddiboi August 12, 2010

cork soaker

It is a variation of Cock Sucker. Based again on an SNL/Tina Fey skit, much like the Colonel Angus skit. Better said with an italian or spanish accent.

I'a like bein'a cork soaker. I'a been soakin da corks aaalllll my life. I soaka da bigga fat ones and'a da loooong skeeeeney ones!

by JHo May 13, 2005

sike

The incorrect way to spell Psych (as in to psych out or psych up, or psyched).

"didn't you know there is going to be a test in class today?"
(classmate): "WHAT?????"
"PSYCH !!! (or as incorrectly spelled here, sike) the test isn't until next week!"

by CLS 8888 September 14, 2016