SOFL

shit outta fucking luck; way worse than just being SOL.

Oh, you have a Zune 30GB? You are SOFL right now!

by sonicgabe December 31, 2008

SOOML

Stay Out Of My Life

STFU AND SOOML,

I want my ex-boyfriend to SOOML.

by IBetaTestedUrGf July 25, 2011

sfml

shit fuck my life.
Used when you think that your life sucks more then anybody else's.
Also used to draw attention.

Carl's facebook status is:sfml
Sarah: ohh wats that??
Carl: it means shit fuck my life
Sarah: Oh you poor thing!
Kendra: Awe hun!
Steph: Come to my house! Me and some girls are coming to my place for a sleepover, we'll cheer u up!
Carl: oh ok.. if u think it'll help. *SCORE*

by Polina Z. January 4, 2009

Measure Me Softly

A game school kids play involving a ruler measuring their flaccid penises. Whoever has the smallest flaccid penis gets a grade A ass whupping and is humiliated.

Boy scout leader: "Which of you kids wants to play measure me softly?"
Little Boys: "Me! Me!"

by Michael Magnuson February 21, 2008

SOML

Story of My life

Bill: Purity u are a flaming ginger without a soul

Purity: Soml, Soml

Leqweeesha: St. Barths Soml SOml

by Mochafrap December 27, 2010

SOML

Story of my life, used to tell someone that an occurance has happened to them frequently.

lolz1: ur so ghey
omfg2: oh shoot stfu errbudy be rejectin my azz
lolz1: soml

by Vinny Graham September 22, 2006

Sommlending

1) Person from the realm of Sommerlund;

2) of or pertaining to the realm of Sommerlund or its people;

3) member of a specific ethno-linguistic group from whom the people of Sommerlund are descended.

It's another Lone Wolf word.

1) Lone Wolf is a Sommlending.

2) The Durenese ambassador presented a petition to the Sommlending King.

3) The Sommlending originally came from the Dazhiarn Plane before settling in what is now Sommerlund (but was then Darklord territory).

by Andy May 1, 2004