Anal Safari

The exploration of the anus during sexual intercourse.

"Gilbert went on an anal safari last night", translation "Gilbert had anal sex".

by natedawgthe2nd May 2, 2011

Going on Safari

The practice of using an otherwise unused web browser for the purposes of discreetly looking up porn, thus hiding embarassing cookies from say a girlfriend or wife.

Jenny had left for the day, the coast was clear, time to 'go on Safari'

OR

Jenny came home early and found me 'going on Safari'

by the gentleman caller August 29, 2011

Safari

An alternative to Internet Explorer or Firefox. Apparently faster than all other internet browsers.

I am using Safari to view this page

by Dj Full-Torque September 28, 2005

safari cunt

A person that is a safari tour guide who spends their breaks going to the wild to fuck the crazy animals like hippos, giraffes, elephants, etc. This often results in excessive bleeding of the genitals and buttholes. Elephants have been known to be lethal.

Chris- "Did you see that lions bloody cock?!"
Danny- "Yeah this freak is probably a safari cunt."
Chris- "SICK (releases vomit and fecal matter)"

by DizzleFizzle August 4, 2008

safari park chimp

The ultimate measure of wanking. So named after the kind of frantically masturbating chimps you see in zoos and safari parks.

Dude 1: "Man, I am so chick-less that I end up wanking like a safari park chimp to keep me sane!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 1, 2007

Safari

Safari is an alternative web browser developed by Apple. Not only is it available for Apple Macintosh Operating Systems, now it is available for Windows XP and Windows Vista. The soft operation of the browser outlasts Internet Explorer's performance and competes with its main rival: Mozilla Firefox. It is known to have accelerated speeds, but the most probable reason is for the memory usage for processing the receiving/sending of in-browser data.

Although in disadvantage, many other ActiveX plugins (like Microsoft Update or Windows Media Player (9 or above)) will not work. Although basic plugins (such as RealPlayer, Adobe Flash or Adobe Shockwave) are well usable.

The software for both Macs and Windows is in its Beta 3 stage and it is planned to be release or otherwise erased from existance for Windows compatibility. However, the stable releases are available for Mac OS X Operating Systems. Each distribution (on Apple's Website) can be downloaded with Quicktime or not.

And the Apple iPhone and the newest iPod Touch comes with Safari preloaded. Their connectivities are Wi-Fi (Both) and GPRS/GSM (iPhone). In those cases, iPhone and iPod Touch browsers cannot accept ActiveX plugins except their default media player inside the devices.

I've seen Safari on a Mac before, but on my Windows XP computer is just a dream come true!

Hey, didn't I see this on an iPhone too? And that Apple website said about a new iPod Touch... sounds cool! Hey wait, it has Safari too?

by NoStarving September 19, 2007

Bro Safari

Probably one of the most underrated DJ's ever.
Has been producing for quite some time, but is just now becoming known since people realized trap music is actually some good shit.
Toured with Skrillex, Valentino Khan, ETC! ETC!, UFO, and many others, and is now headlining some events.
A very large chuck of his music has been given out free, too.

Dude: Hey, have you heard of Bro Safari?
Ignorant Dude: Bro whut?
Later that night...
Ignorant Dude: *checks out Bro Safari*
Ignorant Dude: *Mind is blown by sheer dope-ness*

by PotatoesAreaVegetable? February 15, 2014