Escobar Snowstorm

The act of funneling 1 kilogram of cocaine into one's asshole, proceeding to fart on their partner.

I've thrown three hamsters in the microwave after me and my girl did the Escobar Snowstorm.

by Lord Von Schlonger November 14, 2021

Siberian Snowstorm

The act of freezing a filled condom before using it as a slingshot to spray frozen cum everywhere

"How did that one night stand go?"
"It went great, I even left her a Siberian Snowstorm as a parting gift"
"How sweet"

by Bigbilly whiz March 2, 2025

Alabama Snowstorm

When you cum inside of a girls anus and she farts it back into your face.

I was fucking Becky last night in the barn and she gave me an Alabama snowstorm, I was washing my face for hours!

by Schmeaty661 December 19, 2023

Chicago Snowstorm

When you spray your semen into a table fan (after masturbation) and it goes all over your body and face

Dude yesterday I just did aChicago snowstorm in my fucking room and it was godly how

by I literally just camed rn May 24, 2018

Canadian Snowstorm

when you pour liquid bleach up your anal cavity, then visiously farting it out like a geyser

dude did you see that Canadian Snowstorm last night? I couldn't even walk on the floor after, because of a slipping hazard.

by PCVicePrinciple April 24, 2020

Snowstorm heading eastbound

When someone named viktor, ejaculates with deadly force eastbound towards innocent bystanders.

The snowstorm heading eastbound oh god viktor

by sdwwgsdg January 12, 2023

Puerto Rican Snowstorm

When you spin a sports ball on the tip of your penis at the same time as ejaculation.

Joe: Yo did you see the soccer game last night?
Hunter: Yea, I was so happy we won that I treated myself with a Puerto Rican Snowstorm.
Joe: Sounds fun.

by leverr July 26, 2022