Scotch Pancake 

Tall, slender type girls from the north (UK, Scottland) often with copper hair, long build, and relatively to absolutely fecking flat chested.

Did you see Martin's new bird and her big babs?

Nah mate, I'm more of a scotch pancake and leg man. Wouldn't mind a bit more breast-bone.

Scotch Pancake by Hossmann July 8, 2011

Pork Scotch Keys 

A huge bunch of keys carried by little fat security guards because it makes them feel important. The only keys actually used are the ones to his house, his mum's house and his silly white van. The 58 others are ones he's found.

Look at that guy's keyring! He must own lots of houses and cars.

Wrong! What we have here is a cretinous security guard. They're only Pork Scotch Keys. He found most of them. Hasn't a bloody clue what they're for.

What a nobhead.

Pork Scotch Keys by benny twadge May 24, 2009

Pork Scotch's 'Girlfriend' 

A manly, wrinkly woman that is the 'girlfriend of Pork Scotch. She has rabbit teeth and is as ugly and manly as Pork Scotch himself. She has a spac grandson and wears old bagish clothes that shit stained schumachers would wear. By going out with her, this proves Pork Scotch's Homosexuality.

Ugghhh! Look, it's Pork Scotch's 'girlfriend'. I hate her! UGLY Bitch!!! Eating garlic bread at the green plastic table with Porky doing his famous drunken dance.

Pork Scotch's 'Girlfriend' by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009

Pork Scotch music 

The type of shit music played by fat old men at barbecues. The music is usually of South African origin and has a rhythm which the fat old man can't resist doing a gay dance to when he gets drunk on rum.

Monk: The barbecue's fine but why the shit music?

Mick: Its Pork Scotch music. The fat twat can't barbecue without it.

Pork Scotch music by flappy dickwad June 20, 2009

sloth on bark 

Gripping one's package when sitting to keep hands warm and because it's comfortable as fuck.

"Dude... sloth on bark?"
"My nuts are cold, fuck off."

sloth on bark by Dingummy March 25, 2010

Scotch Fillet 

A flaccid cock unable to achieve erection due to alcohol consumption.

Rhonda was so horny she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get home to pound her cervix. However he drank too much partying and when he got home he had a Scotch Fillet. Rhonda settled for sucking on his wet noodle while she diddled herself.

Scotch Fillet by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015

sloth sex 

When a male or female is on a medication that causes drowsiness and/or lucidness, then to have sexual intercourse while the other partner is enjoying the relaxed partners movements untill both climax.
**HAS TO BE CONSENTUAL**

My girl took her ambian and we had sloth sex in the back seat of my car.

She was so relaxed that it was like haveing sex with a sloth.

sloth sex by TheJew2k September 25, 2019