slong

The word slong is all about male dominance.
Even some very insecure presidential candidates with small minds
and huge egos use the word in public nowadays.

"HELL, The Art of the Deal" is BETTER than the Bible.
In fact, when I'm in charge, I'll deal the pants off the damn devil himself,
and then we'll see who has the biggest SLONG!

by MK11222 July 2, 2016

slong

Southland New Zealand term for a short pour - long black coffee.

Hello Barrista, a Slong please. Yeah double shot, but just a 3/4 hot water pour, I like it strong.

by Gobemouche April 8, 2024

Maple slong

When your dick is sticky and you have your dad or relative lick it .

I called my step sister about my maple slong and she came in my room seconds later.

by Dave slonger December 6, 2021

Levi Spencers slong

a penis so small you need the hubble space telescope to see it

hey guys ive got a hard on

wait i can't see it

Levi Spencers SLONG!!!!!

by rclevi November 29, 2010

Slong

Slong is another word for dick or penis used usually around older people or public to not sound bad.

Jimmy your your flies down we can see your slong

by kelvin Akliks February 8, 2022

Slong

When your pee pee is big

I have a slong

by TheCrackerOfKnowledge October 30, 2019

Slong

When your pee pee is very big

I have a slong

by TheCrackerOfKnowledge October 30, 2019