Shituational Awareness

Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.

"Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"

by matt300 August 12, 2007

The Situation

Mike Sorrentino's Abs on MTV's "reality" show, "Jersey Shore"

"I mean this situation is going to be indescribable. You can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation."

by didhereallyjustsaythat December 11, 2009

Situationally Gay

Having a gay relationship with the situation or opportunity presents itself or appears attractive. The person is not necessarily gay.

No I won't march in gay pride parade, I know I make out with dude but I'm only situationally gay man.

by Sassy Butch August 13, 2008

Farrington Situation

a situation at a party/ rave / show where one person starts a riot and mass chaos ensues.

"Dont look now but that brunette is bringing about a farrington situation!"

by FalseAfied January 13, 2010

Sticky Situation

1. A tough situation to get out of, or a sensitive situation.
2. When a female is covered in semen and has no way to clean up quickly.

1. "Jenny was in a sticky situation after agreeing to watch her little cousin's birthday party"

2. "Jenny was in a sticky situation after giving her boyfriend road head"

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Slutcation

When a group of girls known for their love of cock go on vacation together (usually spring break) and just hunt for dicks to ride and suck. These girls are usually in college and are fraternity/athlete groupies and have disappointed their parents by sucking gargantuan amounts of cock.

My ex-girlfriend Anna went on a slutcation with her friends to cancun and they all got herpes.

by zorba_AB February 29, 2012

Pineapple Situation

An unforeseeable event.

From the TV Series Chuck, The season 1 Black Friday episode "Chuck Versus the Nemesis"

An earthquake, fire, alien invasion or arrival of hostile enemy agents are all prime examples of a Pineapple Situation.

by [e-mail] May 18, 2011