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Cake Sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: I can't wait for Alanis to perform a well publicized cake sitting on Leno.

Jennifer: I can sit on a cake for you just as sexily as she does. Unlike her, I may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth butt getting into my crack....YUM!
by SeniorGaGaGa October 21, 2010
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man-sitting

Similar to but worse than mansplaining, man-sitting is when a man sits silently and listens earnestly when a woman speaks, forcing her to actually say something useful for once so that she doesn't sound like a retard.
Sargon of Akkad was man-sitting Anita so viciously, she had to verbally abuse him to protect herself.
by Kulaktikal July 8, 2017
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Sitting On A Rock

When something is slow or has lack of bustle.
(while on a camping trip in april)
Tara: Man, this camping trip is really sitting on a rock!

Molly: Man, busininess is slow today.

Austin: Yeah, it's really sitting on a rock.
by Molly and Tara July 12, 2009
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Siuuing

The art of doing the jump, spin celebration and landing with arms out stretched away from the hip shouting ¡SIUUU!!! In an emulation of the icon Cristiano Ronaldo celebration.
The fans siuuing at Andy Murray's tennis game were incredibly irritating.

After Ronaldo's tap-in, the Manchester United fans could be heard siuuing throughout the stadium.
by Romarrian January 18, 2022
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Sitting in the Asshole

Sitting in your Maybach with the seat leaned back and the system bumping, puffing on a purple blunt while getting road dome and using your specially added smokescreen device to dodge the police.
Police 1: It sure is foggy outside.

Police 2: That's not fog. That's Weezy sitting in the asshole.
by vista and zoon February 7, 2010
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Girlfriend Sitting

Looking after you're mate's girlfriend while he's away (for a short or long period), and treating her as if she was your own.
Person 1: "Who's that girl that James is with? Is that his mrs?"
Person 2: "Nah, he's just girlfriend sitting for a few weeks"
by Pillobeam September 14, 2009
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baby sitting

When a person is smokin weed, drinking, or doin something else that involves sharing just sits there and continues to take multiple hits, drinks.. etc. without passing it to the next person in rotation.

this action will get you inevitably punched.
Babysitter: *puff puff*.. hey man did you see that chick?..*puff puff*..yea man she was hot.. *puff puff*
Friend: dude what the fuck! quit baby sitting that shit!
*punches leg*
Babysitter: gahh what the hell i wasnt! that was my first hit!
Friend: yea whatever just pass that shit your fuckin up rotation!
by peacefulpothead March 22, 2008
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