Friend one: “I’m so hot. I could fuck any girl in this bar.
Friend two: “The fuck, Sit down. You ugly as hell.
Friend two: “The fuck, Sit down. You ugly as hell.
by Mat2006th October 10, 2019
Face sitting is when one person sits on another person's face. Any gender can be the face sitter, and any gender can be the face sit recipient, or face "sittee." For this definition, picture a woman sitting on a man's face. The face sitter can wear pants, dress, undergarments, be butt naked, etc.
A woman can sit on a man's face in different ways.
The frontal face sit is when the woman sits on the man's face with her back to his feet. This position allows him to see her face, belly, etc. Or it could be lights out. (She's sitting flat on top of his face)
The reverse face sit is when the woman sits on the man's face while looking in the direction of his feet. Depending on how the woman is sitting, the man could see her back, just the back part of her butt, or it could be lights out. (She's sitting flat on top of his face).
The side face sit is halfway between the reverse and frontal face sits. Depending on how she sits on his face, he could see her side.
Partial cover is when she sits on part of his face. Full cover is when she sits flat on top of his face. (His face is completely covered).
Hover is when the woman sits on the guy's face without applying her full weight. The mustache ride is an example. She's "hovering" above his face while he eats her out.
Full weight face sit is when the woman sits flat on top of the man's face, causing it to bear her sitting weight.
Face sitting is used in five main areas: Foreplay, domination, fantasy role play, mischief, or accident.
Foreplay: The full weight reverse face sit is one of the most effective ways to service a woman. You maximize her pleasure without sustaining neck strain and upper body strain.
Domination: This is when the woman forces her butt on the man's face. This is used the same way whipping, flogging, spanking, etc, would be used. Instead of punishing the man with pain, she punishes him with face sitting humiliation.
Under domination, the woman could also force the man to serve as her face seat cushion. She sits on his face and does anything she'd do while sitting down. On the other side of the coin to this is fantasy role play. The man fantasizes being the woman's face chair, and the woman makes that fantasy a reality.
Face sitting is a good way to be silly. One popular example of this would be the woman sitting on a passed out, drunk man's, or woman's face...while having a picture, or video, made to record the act.
Face sitting could also happen as a result of an accident. An example is when a woman stumbles back, falls on someone behind her, and lands her butt on the other person's face.
Face sitting is used in cunnilingusbatio and queening.
A woman can sit on a man's face in different ways.
The frontal face sit is when the woman sits on the man's face with her back to his feet. This position allows him to see her face, belly, etc. Or it could be lights out. (She's sitting flat on top of his face)
The reverse face sit is when the woman sits on the man's face while looking in the direction of his feet. Depending on how the woman is sitting, the man could see her back, just the back part of her butt, or it could be lights out. (She's sitting flat on top of his face).
The side face sit is halfway between the reverse and frontal face sits. Depending on how she sits on his face, he could see her side.
Partial cover is when she sits on part of his face. Full cover is when she sits flat on top of his face. (His face is completely covered).
Hover is when the woman sits on the guy's face without applying her full weight. The mustache ride is an example. She's "hovering" above his face while he eats her out.
Full weight face sit is when the woman sits flat on top of the man's face, causing it to bear her sitting weight.
Face sitting is used in five main areas: Foreplay, domination, fantasy role play, mischief, or accident.
Foreplay: The full weight reverse face sit is one of the most effective ways to service a woman. You maximize her pleasure without sustaining neck strain and upper body strain.
Domination: This is when the woman forces her butt on the man's face. This is used the same way whipping, flogging, spanking, etc, would be used. Instead of punishing the man with pain, she punishes him with face sitting humiliation.
Under domination, the woman could also force the man to serve as her face seat cushion. She sits on his face and does anything she'd do while sitting down. On the other side of the coin to this is fantasy role play. The man fantasizes being the woman's face chair, and the woman makes that fantasy a reality.
Face sitting is a good way to be silly. One popular example of this would be the woman sitting on a passed out, drunk man's, or woman's face...while having a picture, or video, made to record the act.
Face sitting could also happen as a result of an accident. An example is when a woman stumbles back, falls on someone behind her, and lands her butt on the other person's face.
Face sitting is used in cunnilingusbatio and queening.
by herfacechair August 21, 2008
The moment you are sitting down on a hard surface for a long period of time and you feel an uncontrollable itch on your butt due to the lack of blood flow to your butt so you try to scratch dem cheeks but it only gets worse. To fix this all you gotta do is: stand up, and move to the couch.
by GrizBJiggen April 30, 2020
-At the end of this quest you will claim the legendary Sit Maker, a really comfortable reclining chair.
-Sick.
-Sick.
by Zekeram12 April 15, 2019
An insult accompanied by flipping the middle finger, meaning "go fuck yourself." Origin - bastardization of the name of a popular toy first introduced in the 1970s called the Sit'N Spin. The Sit'N Spin consists of a turn table with a pole in the middle topped by a smaller disk. A small child can then sit cross-legged around the pole and use the small disk at the top of the pole to propel spinning motion. Hence the name, a cutesy derivation of "sit and spin." Substitute the middle finger for the pole and the leap to the "go fuck yourself" conclusion should be fairly obvious.
The expression "sit on it and spin" is sometimes used by people unfamiliar with the Sit'N Spin toy and the original origin of the expression. (There are several images of Sit'N Spin available via internet search.)
The expression "sit on it and spin" is sometimes used by people unfamiliar with the Sit'N Spin toy and the original origin of the expression. (There are several images of Sit'N Spin available via internet search.)
Friend 1: "Are you going out like that? You look like a complete idiot."
Friend 2: (flips middle finger) "Sit and spin, bitch, you just wish you had tickets."
Friend 2: (flips middle finger) "Sit and spin, bitch, you just wish you had tickets."
by Pedantic Asshole October 31, 2013
When you want to give someone a standing ovation, but are too lazy to actually stand...most sitting ovations consist of people sitting, clapping, and clarifying that they are indeed giving a deserving person a sitting ovation, not just sitting and clapping; also called a sitting o.
lazy dude: encore, encore (claps hands while sitting)
rick: thanks, but your clapping is annoying.
lazy dude: dude I'm giving you a sitting ovation, you should be more appreciative of my support.
rick: thanks, but your clapping is annoying.
lazy dude: dude I'm giving you a sitting ovation, you should be more appreciative of my support.
by erieee May 24, 2010
Fence sitting, sitting on the fence, sitting on a fence, are all terms for someone who refuses to make a decision. Usually it describes someone who will not take a stand on two very defined and clearly opposing options/opinions. This can be both good and bad.
Clair was angry that Mandy occasionally used drugs; Mandy thought drug use should be legal. Angela was neither for nor against it, and sat on the fence about it, instead trying to calm her friends down.
The politician, when questioned on abortion, sat on the fence, never giving a clear opinion; he was afraid of losing support from the right or the left.
The politician, when questioned on abortion, sat on the fence, never giving a clear opinion; he was afraid of losing support from the right or the left.
by JZ June 16, 2004