Sitcow

The typical woman, who's weight, size and stature are characteristic of the bovine genus and who reside in the town of Sitka, Alaska.

There isn't hardly a woman on this island who hasn't overly grazed on french fries and cheeseburgers and admitted herself into the local herd of Sitcows.

by thosealaskaguys December 6, 2012

Sitcing

Sitcing: the act of dancing whilst in a seated position.

I was bored at this party, and didn't feel like getting up from my chair so I decided to engage in sitcing.

by Arrow Enthusiast February 4, 2015

sitcov

When somebody shits and coughs at the same time

My teacher sitcoved herself

by Eiggodretsneep February 9, 2018

sitchstich

when you create a personality in front of others but when they're alone become a pole and have to stay that way for over an hour until they continue on with their day. if not done, they become suicidal and start to become kathy griffin.

Hey my lil' sitchstich, time for the ritual?

by 9988bex February 14, 2019

Sitcom fuckening

Is similar to the original term the fuckening where your life is going okay if not normal and then crazy shit goes down but in this example everything goes down exactly like something out of a crazy sitcom comedy where the craziest things you can imagine hit you in the face!

Oh is that a motherfuking parade in my path just great I have to go to work today what a sitcom fuckening! how can this damn day get any better. (Then a batshit crazy ape falls from the sky)

by Zombomb June 8, 2019

sitcomwanda

sitcomwanda is a twitter account that stans tom holland, ariana grande, wandavision, and avatar: the last airbender. he also secretly stans taylor swift

hey have you seen sitcomwanda’s latest tweet? it’s so funny!

by number1trisfan October 13, 2021

Dec Sitch

Pronounced (Deece Sitch) A hybrid term of both decent and situation. Used to describe a fortunate turn of events or expressing happiness with how circumstances are playing out.

"He got us both tickets to the concert and then we're gonna go meet those girls afterwards for drinks."

"Ah, that's a dec sitch!"

by Fastball35 December 22, 2009