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Royal Dirty Simone

The act of a Dirty Simone, except in her bum bum instead. The act also includes swirling her ass blood in your mouth and spitting it into her unconscious face. If the smell is too bad, you may vom on her as well.
Went to Amsterdam for a sesh, met a bird and took her back to my hotel. She asked me if I knew any dirty stuff to do. I mentioned the Royal Dirty Simone.

The rest is history now.
by Adminimum March 4, 2019
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simontipulate

Man! Did you see that dude shooting ping pong balls out of his ass AND eating a steak at the same time!!

Yeah, watch that guy simontipulate!
by LRoq December 21, 2007
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Simone Hall

A busty female who likes to sleep all day and party all night
Oh she's such a Simone Hall
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Simone

Simone is a one in a kind stoner girl. She is a bitch if you get on her bad side but she is a very good friend if you are respected by her. Simone is the top dawg, don't mess with her or you will end of in the hospital. She spends most of her time vaping and smoking weed with her friends. She is an amazing person when you get to know her. She is usually a tall, thicc girl who has long black braided hair. She has all the boys begging for a session.
Skylar: I’m going to steal Simone’s weed stash
Mackenna: Go for it if you want to get a concussion, thats Simone for you.
by sss66677 July 18, 2019
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Simonitis

(1) The act of converting a formally planned project with approved documentation and structure into something that now resembles the innards of tin of Heinz Spaghetti.

(2) The abililty to write a complete sentence of drivel without punctuation or in any particular order, and send it out to a large audience within ones organisation.

(3) Acute Simonitis is the ability to write such a sentence defined in (2) and then to further produce a second diatribe to a slightly different but equally large audience, with the second diatribe completely at odds with the first.
(a) An example of simonitis in action: "So is was what happen to the next phase before the delivery in effect what is going to be late and no changes, is thats okay ?"

(b) An example of simonitis in action: "As part of the end of project closure for the end of the project, where going to bring the en tyre project team to a rendishun by Crosby Stills and Young and Nash and Young. And Stills."

(c) An example of a previous sufferer of the end result of simonitis: "Are we in agreement about the next phase of the project, or do you want to Simonize that ?"
by frankbones February 10, 2007
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Simone

is a female demonic legendary creature who seduces men in their sleep, repeated intercourse with a succubus may result in the deterioration of health, or even death.
by overlord72 July 15, 2010
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Simone

is simone lesbian
by ehxbs May 27, 2020
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