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Get the Stoner shield mug.1. A shieldmaiden was a woman who had chosen to fight as a warrior in Scandinavian folklore and mythology;
2. A woman who sings for a heavy metal or hard rock band.
2. A woman who sings for a heavy metal or hard rock band.
1. A shield maiden's grave was found in Norway yesterday.
2. That chick in Arch Enemy can really growl! She is a true Shieldmaiden!
2. That chick in Arch Enemy can really growl! She is a true Shieldmaiden!
by lucentrue February 4, 2010
Get the Shieldmaiden mug.2. A defensive and honorable maneuver where a friend successfully has sex with a chick that is stalking you, freeing you up to score with someone else. The need for the cock shield arises when the act of having sex with the stalker will lead to a bunch of bad consequences.
This is similar but subtly different to being a wing man, a cock block and the cock shield def 1. as your friend is trying to avoid you having sex with one person so that you may have sex with another.
This is similar but subtly different to being a wing man, a cock block and the cock shield def 1. as your friend is trying to avoid you having sex with one person so that you may have sex with another.
Dude, thanks for the cock shield last night. I now have at least another month or so before she'll be back in full force tying to get me to sleep with her again - nightmare averted!
by KeepItCoolYo July 13, 2010
Get the cock shield mug.A defense mechanism usually used by women, to create a illusion that she is a prude. Often used when with a large group of people, but once her friends leaves the shield is down and becomes a slut
Guy 1: Dude she is such a prude, she won't even kiss me
Guy 2: Man, you have to seperate her from her friends, its the prude shield man
Guy 2: Man, you have to seperate her from her friends, its the prude shield man
by SY93 July 8, 2011
Get the Prude shield mug.Full name of Mr. Krabs' nemesis Plankton on "Spongebob Squarepants" who works at the Chum Bucket. He frequently tries to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, but also frequently fails. The closest he got to the recipe was the recently new epsiode entitled, "Plankton's Army" (Where his full name was also revealed).
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