Shovel Bum

This is the opposite of a bubble bum, a woman with a flat and elongated posterior that looks as if it's been flattened with the slap of a shovel.

Her tight trousers were saggy because of her shovel bum

by Maghera April 23, 2020

shove a sock in it

A known way of telling someone to just please shut the fuck up for christ's sake. When you say "Shove a sock in it!" to someone, you are implying that he or she needs to put a sock in his/her mouth to keep him/herself from talking more shit.

(You are laying on your bed relaxing and having a few beers to the point of getting a little drunk while all of a sudden, your little brother bursts in the room acting like a retard and spewing out stupid jokes from his mouth.)

You:(in a somewhat drunken voice) For fuck's sake please *hic* SHOVE A SOCK IN IT!
Your little brother: (shoves a dirty sock down your throat)





Mark H. Adding more terms for "Shut up!" at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 18, 2004

late 360 shove-it to boneless'd

An impressive skateboarding trick involving lateness, 360ness, shove-itness, and bonelessness. Obviously, the bonelessness part makes this extremely difficult.

~! Sweet moves, Thomas.

by vgboy2002 March 17, 2004

shit off a shovel

Very Fast.

In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.

A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.

That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.

An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.

by Slangboy January 6, 2006

Shovel Ready

When a man or woman is so needy for a relationship he/she will believe just about any bullshit to convince themselves they've found Mr/Ms Right.

Bill: See that woman at the end of the bar?
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.

by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011

shove

Putting something into an empty space, like a hole.

Take your fucking bullshit back and shove it up your asshole

by Juanvi September 16, 2008

Gay shmoke

The act of blowing smoke on 2 or more niggas whom are about to engage in sum gay shi

Jerry and Mario were getting too close to each others face so i had to pull a Gay shmoke on them

by ThiccMalone August 26, 2018