shitkicker

n.,pl., boots that are similar to ones that a person would wear if they were working and at risk of stepping in manure, but are fancy or new and are worn for fashion

All right Ellie-Mae I'll go line dancing with you, just hold on while I put on my shitkickers!

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

shitwick

Those hairs around your anus that the feces clings to.

Meatpile's ass hairs are so long it looks like he has a 'shitwick'.

by Voyergirl April 24, 2006

Shitical Mass

That horrible moment when a shit is going to come out, whether you want it to or not.

"Dude... I've gotta run. Like, seriously. I've just reached shitical mass."

by Seven Day Mile May 12, 2015

shiticules

The microscopic shit particles left on one's hands after taking a dump and failing to wash up thereafter.

This little weasel at work never washes his hands after taking a shit, and proceeds to leave shiticules on every door handle he touches afterwards.

by 12309284092380498ljklfjaslkdfl March 6, 2017

Shitcicle [shit-ci-kuhl]

Noun
1) A frozen mass of shit
2) A long cylindrical tube of frozen shit

Shitcicle shit-ci-kuhl

My dog just dropped a steaming Shitcicle on the lawn, after sniffing every frozen blade of grass.

by Mistergtr1 February 13, 2022

shitpiggery

The act of bringing home a shit pig from a bar, restaurant, Chuck-a-palooza or a highway gas station with the intent of fornicating with the beast. Sometimes this crime against humanity can turn into a long-term shitpig-o-rama lasting for weeks.

Holy shit, if Jack does not man down on this shitpiggery he will have to burn his bed sheets.

by anthony February 19, 2005

shiticulates

particles of shit, a fart so rich you can taste, or perhaps in the right light, see a shimmer of fine shitty mist.

sure stinks in here, yeah, the air is filled with shiticulates.

by mr stickel February 26, 2010