fucking shitload

an extremely plentiful or oversufficient quantity or supply of something, a whole hell of a fucking lot of it

"Fuck you cuntlicker, I've had a fucking shitload of biddies all over my dick the entire year."

"Dude your mom left a fucking shitload of empty pill bottles all over your fucking house."

by PHIL IS MY NAME LOL September 21, 2006

shitload

it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.

dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.

by Anti November 22, 2004

Shitlocked

When things are going bad and there's no way out

Fred : Did you study for that test last night?

George : Aww man i forgot

Fred : Dude your shitlocked

by Matterhawk February 10, 2010

shitload

The approximate calculation of a shitload is 743 lbs.

Whoa dude... Your girl weighs a shitload.

by SirLeche April 28, 2005

shitlord

A well rounded insult for general usage, applied in much the same manner as gaylord. May be applicable in a whole variety of situations, as an admonishment, slur or even a greeting.

Alex, don't be a shitlord.

Good morning shitlord, how are you today?

by Mr S Lord November 5, 2009

Shitload

The collective noun used to describe a group of policemen

A herd of cows, a flock of geese, a shitload of cops.

by not the milkman October 5, 2011

shitload

A shit load is enough fecal matter to fill a toilet bowl. However, if that load plugs the toilet, it is deemed a shit overload.

Kenny: "Call the plumber! David had a shit overload!"
David: "No, no, it was just a shitload. She went down just fine!"

by The can man. December 2, 2011