Holy Shitballs

A combination between holy shit and balls. Works if you don't what to say, so just say both.

Holy Shitballs that party last night was insane!

by I love to eat markers November 29, 2022

shitbaggery

The act of using any availiable resource to avoid working. This act generally requires weak excuses or more effort than the originally required.

Bob: "The boss wants me to write this spreadsheet by tomorrow- so I told him that my Mom died"

Fred: "that's some shitbaggery right there!"

by shitbagger September 1, 2007

shitbrain

annoying person/thing/animal in an affectionate way.

odi the dog and roger the bunny are shitbrains. Rob is a shitbrain, I am a shitbrain.

by Natalee August 11, 2006

Shitfart Separator

The shitfart separator is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shitfart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shitfart separator usually results in dry farts

I had the Big D, and my shitfart separator was in overdrive.

My shitfart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.

by Flambo Blumpkin February 13, 2008

Shitball #3

A term that misanthropists use to describe the horrible and pathetic world they inhabit. Also known as Earth. In case you didn't know, #3 corresponds to the number of the planet we are away from our sun.

Two people at a table together.
Jim: Hey Bob, why the long face? :(
Bob: I live on shitball #3, why else?

by Gorion79 January 25, 2010

shitlark

A complete idiot that has to be told every single danger of even the most basic things.

Look at that shitlark over there with a plastic bag on his head!

by Trojanhorse1 March 7, 2017

shitbreather

something of inferior quality or a person or pet worthy of little regard

Tahoe (pet dog), stop pissin on the rug you little shitbreather!

by Benjamin Giggles January 27, 2003