sharlena

A kindhearted, trustworthy, sweet person who will give their all to make the people they love happy. Someone who is shy at first but the second she gets comfortable with you, she'll literally be the weirdest person you'll ever meet. She's been through a lot & that's why she gives the best advice & is the best listener, but she still isn't afraid to attack if necessary. She's overprotective & crazy, she isn't afraid to show her bad side. Deep down she's also one of the most romantic, loving, & caring person you can ever be with relationship wise. A selfless loyal lover. She's a nerd to the world, but a freak behind closed doors. She's pretty straightforward & will tell you the truth no matter how much it hurts, she likes being real with people & that may be a problem because sometimes she's too honest but don't get her wrong, she can also be the best liar you'll ever meet, she can get you out of almost any situation if she needs to. She's a mixture of emotions, she'll smile at you one minute & be crying. She has a one of a kind personality to go right along with her great body & pretty face but ehh she has a past & has her reasons for why she is the way she is. But she's still one of the best people you would be lucky to have in your life. A once in a lifetime kind of woman.

That girl Sharlena is one of a kind.

by Srm21 December 25, 2016

not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch

Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006

sharen

hot & sexy

she's sooooooooooooo sharen!

by luvly24 June 21, 2003

Pencil Sharpener

A sexual activity in which one man's penis enters through another mans ass and the other man's penis is spun around in a clockwise motion, similar to the hand crank on a pencil sharpener.

Chris was delighted to perform the pencil sharpener with Rajon.

by ArethasUrethra February 24, 2013

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

The Pencil Sharpener

Too give oral sex with captain crunch in mouth

She gave him the pencil sharpener till he was raw.

by bigjackhauf February 7, 2015

Kentucky Pencil Sharpener

A vagina that is so diseased, it'd be healthier to fuck a pencil sharpener.

Xander: Bro, Miranda is so hot. I would pay good money to hook up with her.
Grayson: Nah man, big Pete got with her last week and said she's got a Kentucky Pencil Sharpener. He's been icing his junk ever since.
Xander: God damn...

by Ichabod's_Cumslave May 18, 2016