Settling Season

More like Settling Season
Symptoms include: gaining weight, staying at home, checking your phone, making an effort to cook

Aaa shayze, i think i caught meself Settlitis. Will go to the gym and start using Tinder.
Well, dumbo, its Settling Season

by Krkič August 03, 2019

Settle down

when you and your girl are too keen on each other they decide to settle down

Harry recons Lexie is fit as fuck and wants to settle down

by big-h September 05, 2023

Settle gretel

chill out, calm down, relax, no need to stress, and don't worry

Worried Jack: Oh no I left my hot pocket in the microwave too long!

Chilled Jill: “Settle Gretel”, it'll be fine.

by Nakiiix May 10, 2022

Nathan Settle

A beast that is athletic sexy and hot if there is a Nathan settle that you know get him now

Nathan Settle Is a perfect person.

by beastnes1311 January 19, 2018

Jailyn Settle

The hottest, most amazing girl in the world. She goes to kr and has the fattest ass. She has the best personality and is easy to fall in love with.

person 1: Did you see Jailyn Settle today?
person 2: yeah seeing her is the highlight of my day, I almost came in my pants.
person 1: Yeah dude best sight of the day.

by pseudo anonymous September 13, 2020

Jailyn Settle

The hottest, most amazing girl in the world. She goes to kr and has the fattest ass. She has the best personality and is easy to fall in love with.

person 1: Did you see Jailyn Settle today?
person 2: yeah seeing her is the highlight of my day, I almost came in my pants.

by pseudo anonymous September 13, 2020

Straight-settling

When someone gay marries into a straight relationship due to social pressures.

He divorced his wife to marry a man. Must've been straight-settling.

by Nuttjob97 March 13, 2022