roast session

to make fun of one person with a series of comments by one or more people. To relentlessly ridicule someone over small things such as stupidity, ignorance, poor decision making(such as sleeping with that lagoon creature the other night), or being vary capable of missing sarcasm.

Hillary: It was probably a stupid story anyway...
Frankie: Then it would be perfect for YOU!!

Justin: Damn, why don't you just have a Roast Session?

by Rock5auce March 9, 2008

Chop Session

This is a term frequently used by people in Houston,Texas. It means to talk about one in a negative way in order to promote good humor, laughter, and/or strong feelings of dislike towards a person.

Ray: We about to chop his ass.
Demetri: Uh oh,do I smell a chop session coming on?

by Raa(SwampNiggah) November 23, 2011

dome session

Specific time frame in which felatio is performed. Sometimes abbreviated 'dome sess'.

After our dinner date, she gave me a nice dome session in the B.K. parking lot.

by ScottD January 4, 2005

joint session

•Meeting between the House of Reps and Senate.

•Gathering of Marijuana Smokers

Man, i got a kind bud J, we gonna have a Joint Session tonight.

by Hamain Muahmmad Ocksmaed September 3, 2003

Smoke Session

A term originating in military recruit training, which refers to an intense physical training session, usually initiated as a form of punishment for minor infractions, where one or more individuals typically do rigorous physical activity until exhaustion and/or muscle failure.

Bro, it was a total smoke session last night after drill sergeant Wilson caught Roberts sleeping during fire watch!

by jonfl1 May 7, 2015

Bitch Session

A time dedicated to complaining, griping, bitching, moaning, and gnashing teeth. Generally a group activity, in which the participants complain about one evil or annoying person, or about their respective S.O.s, ex-S.O.s, families, professors, bosses, etc. The name derives from the verb "to bitch" as in "to complain loudly and profanely", not from the noun "a bitch", thus the participants may be male as well as female.

"Looks like Jim and Bob are over by the water cooler having a bitch session about the price of Gasoline."

by Bitch Session Blog August 11, 2008

Therapy Session

For someone to be a complete nuisance and annoyance, and saying that they're a therapy session states that they are the cause of you going to a therapy session.

Nuisance: Why do you like green?
You: Cuz its cool.
Nuisance: Why is it cool?
You: idk.
Nuisance: Why don't you know?
You: Oh my gosh, you're being a damn THERAPY SESSION right now.
Nuisance: ...

by Sorin's Defs October 31, 2017