sexpottle

A sexpottle, much like a sexpot (a term from which the former's name is partly derived), is an attractive young woman. This is where the similarities end, unless you want to go into stupid details like "oh, they're both words". Controversy rages over both whether the word refers to a sexpot who is also a sexkettle or a sexpot who is also a chipotle, and abortion.

Guy 1: Whoa, check out the total foxpettle at 12 o'clock, dude!
Guy 2: The word's sexpottle, stooge. What the fuck, foxpetal? Okay, maybe a flower with petals that looked like a fox would be kind of--
Guy 1: No dude, foxpettle. Like ... pettle - P-E-T-T-L-E - a fox.
Guy 2: What the fuck is pettle?
Guy 1: Just fucking forget it, man. Okay the chick's hot is what I was saying..
Guy 2: That's a dude...

by cool_walking_ September 3, 2009

Sephora

Sephora is a very unique name,she is very beautiful inside her and on the outside.she is very caring and passionate.But don't mess about with her as she is solid and won't stand with ur crap.She has lots of friends and is a nice friend herself.

Hey,do you know someone called Sephora?

by Sluttycunt01 March 16, 2017

Seppukakke

A horrible combination of Seppuku and Bukakke, where by the woman when the bukakke crew is about to climax promptly stabs herself in the stomach for the men to ejaculate into.

Holy shit! That was crazy, she just seppukakke'd.

by qbon October 26, 2004

seppoland

Australian and British english slang term for the United States of America.

See that? He's from Seppoland

by The Murph 1 February 11, 2008

septoid

The great hacker dude who messed around with diablo. he also plays warcraft at www.war3forums.net now.

d00d... thats pretty f*ckin cool...

by JohnDoe1 August 30, 2003

sexportunity

An alteration in the space time continuum which provides a sexual encounter that otherwise would not have presented itself.

Harry Dave's sexportunity with Sherri occurred after she saw her ex-husband on a date with a Victoria's Secret model.

by flobblers November 17, 2009

Sephora

Sephora is a wonderful cosmetic store. Sure, everything may cost a lot but thats only because it's all designer. They do give "makeovers" and they ARE free.

Alyssa: Oh my gosh! Look at this makeup bag! It costs like $50!!!
Group: Yeah Alyssa, this is Sephora. Things cost some money in here because it's all designer.
Alyssa: Well thats STUPID!
Group: YOUR STUPID!!!!

by prplppl April 24, 2009