Senior Author Presentation

The most dreaded project given to the Senior Class at Coram Deo Academy. The assignment is that the student choose an author and then do a ridiculous amount of research and writing about this author to present to the class. The ritual takes place in this order. 1) Present bound annotated bibliography as a sacrifice to appease the teacher, 2) Pray that the PowerPoint doesn’t screw up, 3) spread treats among the class to suppress there criticism, 4) give your lecture for 55 minutes. This assignment is used to create a “Dementor” effect on student. The project feeds off the happiness of the student leaving them with a hopeless amount of stress and biographies.

Person A: “Hey! You coming with us to see the movie tonight”
Person B: “Nope. I have to work on my Senior Author Presentation”
Person A: “Oh yah. I forgot. Maybe we can do something after its over.”

Senior Author Presentation by hodiedodie April 18, 2010

Seaside Sbab 

The condition resulting from a men's bathing suit mesh getting filled with sand while frolicking at the beach, usually collecting in the area surrounding the perineum (sbab, taint, grundel, gooch), and bringing forth a gritty discomfort.

I still am walking bow-legged as result of the raging case of Seaside Sbab I got at the beach last weekend.

Seaside Sbab by funkalicious1975 August 24, 2014

Senior mode 

A state of being only accessible by intelligent high school seniors. When in this state the user gives almost no fucks about anything besides graduation and will gleefully take detentions or being written up since they know they just have ONE more year of prison (High School)

Teacher "One more lip out of you and I'm sending you to the deans."

Doug "Aww you think that scares me? I'm in damn Senior Mode punk."

Teacher "Oh uh, don't mind me then."

Senior mode by A Human Male November 2, 2020

Senior citizen sandwich 

To have a three way with two senior citizens

GUY 1: so how was bingo last night?

GUY 2: Awesome I brought home two hot GILFs and I got myself in the middle of a senior citizen sandwich!

Senior citizen sandwich by Salvador Dolly Parton January 21, 2013

sending me 

sending me is the equivalent to “im screaming” or “i literally cant”. its basically when something that has little to no humor in it but you somehow manage to laugh at it

“the picture of pete davidson walking on the streets after ariana grande kicked him out is SENDING ME”

sending me by missxokunt November 19, 2018

senior walk out 

When the entire senior class decides to stage a walk out in the middle of the day. Usually done in the second semester, and sometimes is even the senior prank (but mostly there is the prank, and the walk out).

Tomorrow, we're staging a senior walk out.

senior walk out by toee February 2, 2007

senior moment 

A lapse of memory, logic or mental function which is atypical or unusual. The individual suffering the event, may not necessarily be advanced in age, although senior citizens are more likely to experience an occurrence.

Mom had a "senior moment" yesterday when she poured laundry detergent into the dryer.

senior moment by Gizmoitus September 30, 2003